Hey guys I am not much of a writer so this is not that good but I just felt like uploading it, so yeah enjoy it and don’t be shy to give me feedback I would like to know what you think of it. It’s basically a short funny story about Mr Bean, and its only purpose is to make you laugh .
Yeah so I’m writing this book in the memory of my weird and wonderful friend Mr Bean. Mr Bean was a great person with an amazing personality. He was also very dopy and blonde and I can state numerous occasions to prove this, here are just a few.
When we were in 3rd grade the teacher asked Bean “What is 4 plus 5”. Bean replied “Nine”. Teacher “Well done, now tell me what is 5 plus 4”. Bean “Psssh you trying to fool me, you just swapped the numbers around so the answers six, I’m not dumb”. Clearly he was. Another time in school that I can remember is in 9th grade in one of our chemistry lessons.
Professor: What’s the chemical symbol for Barium?
Bean: BA
Professor: For sodium?
Bean: NA
Professor: What Will We Get If 1 Atom Of BA and 2 Atoms Of NA Combined?
Bean: BANANA
In one of our English lessons the teacher said “I killed a person Who can tell me what the future tense for this is?" Mr Beans hand shot up “Oh miss please I know the answer”. “Yes Bean”. “The future tense will be 'you will go to jail' ”.
Another time I can remember was one day when I was taking money out the cash machine I noticed Mr Bean staring at me and smiling. “What are you grinning at?” “I know your pin. Hehe”. “Oh do you now, well what is it then genius”. Mr Bean smiled proudly and said “Four star thingies (****)”. I just shook my head and laughed.
On the day Mr Bean’s mother died I went over to his house, and tried to comfort him. A while later his phone rang and after listening to it he started to cry even louder, I got worried and asked what happened. He said “It was my sister, her mum died as well”. That made me laugh and I think he heard because he gave me that awkward stare of his.
At one of our work meetings, Mr Bean and another worker came late to the meeting. When the boss asked why, the other worker replied “Sorry sir, I got stuck in a elevator for 3 hours because of the power failure. Mr Bean looked at the other worker and said “Me too!! But I got stuck on the escalator for 3 hours – sorry sir”. He made everyone laugh.
One day I Mr Bean and our friend jack went to the cinema to watch a movie. Half way through the movie the hero killed someone and jack whispered to Mr bean “wow dude did you see that”. Mr Bean looked at him like wtf “No then I paid ten pound to come stare at the floor, of course I saw it dimwit”.
Because he had been really ill I decided to take him to the doctors. After doing a quick check up the doctor sat down and said “I’m sorry to say but you have a brain tumour”. I was freaking heart broken and I expected Mr Bean to be as well but instead he jumped out his chair and screamed “Yeeeeeeeey wooohhhho”. I looked at him confused, as did the doctor. “Sir did you not here what I just said”. “Yes I heard you I’m not deaf”. “Then why are you so happy”. “Because that proves I have a brain” Evan though I was sad I had to laugh. Evan after finding out he would not be living for long Mr bean carried on living his normal, well weird life as usual. A few weeks ago he passed away and this book is in his memory.
SO THATS IT, I KNOW ITS NOT LONG BUT HOPE YOU ENJOYED IT ANYWAY AND IF YOU DID PLEASE VOTE COMMENT AND FAN, AND IF YOU DIDNT WELL *SHRUGS* BYE. THANKYOU FOR READING :) :) :) :) :).
