Ask Vincent the purpleguy

what if they were girls

duhh-arianna03:What if mike, scott, fritz and jeremy turned into girls?

Me: well hello lovely ladies~
Mike: were lucky we didn't turn into one...
Jeremy: y-yeah...i rather b-be sailor moon..
Scott: nope
Fritz: aslong as i have my food..
Me: your right! This is my game anyway so i can do anything to all of you~
*turns them into girls*

Mica: w-what!!!
Jeremiah: h-hey!!..
Phone girl: welp....its a good thing that my...oh crap..i have a girls body...hot damn im sexy~
Fritz: im still normal!!!
Me: i can't imagine you being a girl~
Fritz: but wheres my food...
Me: none~
Fritz: nnooo!!!
Mica: i do not like this...
Jeremiah: a-agree
Phone girl: look at my ass...so damn sexy scott..
Me: *smirks* wonder who'll i choose~
Mica: ggrr...
Jeremiah: mike...im scared..
Mica: dont be...once the boss finds out he'll be dead...
Phone guy: im sooo....sexy...
*someone calls me*

Me: hello~
Poland: where are you!! Its late
Me:sorry po, looks like im going to be late today~
Poland: dude..chris cleaned up your room..and then he found..
Me: found what?~
Poland: used condoms...
Me: tell crystal not to touch it~
Poland: and its purple...
Me: don't ask~

*hangs up*

Me: so, who do you think i should choose?~
Mike: the question is done, were back to normal~
Jeremy: yes...w-we are..
Scott: good thing i still have my sexy ass..
Me: well then, can i see?~
Scott: stfu and mind your own bussiness
Me: aww..bye love~
Mike: he already left
Me: hey jeremy~
Jeremy: h-huh?
Me: we can still do it if you want~
Mike: ME AND JEREMY ARE LEAVING!!!
Me: aaww, goodbye loves~
Scott: im still here, me, mike and jeremy are going to the bar, and your not invited!
Me: i love you~
*smiles at scott then scott leaves*
*calls chris*

Chris: yo?
Me: do me a favor~
Chris: sure, what is it?
Me: buy me condoms~
Chris: wait..wh-
Me: and bring it to the bar downtown~
Chris:but..bo-
Me: then give it to the bartender, dont worry he knows me~
Chris: how come?
Me: i go there everynight~
Chris: you do know boss might fire you because of this...
Me: crystal, just do it~

*hands up*

Me: this question ain't over yet~