~Chanel~
*Kriiiiiiing*
"Good morning sluts" I said.
"Good morning Chanel" (with a sluty voice)
My name is Chanel Oberlin, and I'm the Queen of Kappa Kappa Tau. These are my minions. I don't know their names, and I don't wanna know their names. They are known as
"Chanel #2" #2 said
"Chanel #3" #3 said
"Chanel #5" #5 said
I'm Chanel #1 obviously. There was Chanel #4 but she got meningitis, she was like "I'm sick, I have to go home" and I was like "No stay" but she went home anyway. She died.
So another thing I was right about
*clap*
" Sa ya ladies" Chanel #2 *flying kiss*
A lot of people talk smack about how sororities are exclusive and their class-system. Oh guess what? Life is a class-system. And if sorority is the one place left in the world where you can pick and choose people around you.
"Hey white mommy" I said
"You are not allowed to call me that" Ms. Bean (while cleaning the vomit on the floor)
"Sorry, I have a question and it is just that hypothetical. If I ask you if you knew somethin' about birth and babies and if you don't know nothing about birth and no babies. What would you say?" I asked
"I say I don't know" Ms Bean
"Don't know?" I asked
"I don't know nothing about birth and no babies" Ms Bean said
"Amazing, Thank you! Oops! Still lot of pukes to scrub, let's make that a priority" I said.
"Oh miss Chanel I almost forgot, the Dean of students, called and she needs to see you right away" Miss Bean said.
