"How about friends? Do you have any friends?"
"Im friends with the monster that's under the bed."
*panics* "Oh dear god!"
Jokes comebacks quotes
Table of contents-
K-mart
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Fat
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Smart
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Limited addition
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Math
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Fat
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5 kinds of Fear
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Get a life
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Pleasing everyone
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Virgins
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Jealous Girl Friend
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Drunk
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When my dog text me at 3am
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#14
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#15
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Conversation between me and mom
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Get away car
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Me as a teacher
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Assuming
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Leave your past
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Fail
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Bad memory
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Forgot
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Tired
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Bored
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Flies
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WIFI
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Unicorn
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Crazy
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Awkward
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Answers
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Hunting
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Alicia keys as a babysiter
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Being Rihanna's theraphis
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Farmers daughters
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I am sorry
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Knock knock
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Idk
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Kids
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Comeback
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Girls these days
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#42
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#43
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#44
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#45
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#46
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DONE
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