One day in the magical land of death and destruction mewtwo the godlike pokemon, was walking to the pool. While walking he saw a slime, he thought it was one of the speed enhancing slimes so he said "gotta go fast" and he ate it. He realized it was just slime, disgusting slime. So he said "NU UH" and puke it up. He was sad that he puked up the slime so he started to cry the purple tears of purplnasa. He accidentally tasted it and said yumm. He thought with a "hmmmmm" and put them in a pot to cook. He thought some more then put a cashew in. He left that cashew in there for about 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 years. After that time the tears formend onto
