Once apon a time two old grannies walked into Walmart looking for XL pink grannie panties. They raced up and down almost every isle untill they rounded the corner of isle 21.
They looked at each other from one end of the isle to the other. Then they both bolted (walked fast) with there cane raised in the air! "Those panties are mine" yelled Evelyn! "No their mine, they're the last ones and they're just my size" screamed Jone! "Well you'll have to fight me for it" said Evelyn! "Ok it's on like donkey kong" replied Jone!
They both jumped off the shelves and clashed in mid air wih their canes and then landed with a thud. They used their canes as swords one would strike and one would block it seemed like hours untill the battle was over. Finally Evelyn hit Jones cane out of her hand and then gave a blow to her stomachand then grabed the panties and got on her scooter and speed off! She checked out and speed out the door.
She was on her way home and looked behind and saw Jone ketching up. So she put her scooter in high gear and left Jone in her dust.
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The Last Pair of Panties
ContoWhen to old granies get to get out of their retirement home to go shoping at walmart things get a little out of hand when it comes down to the last pair of panties.
