Sweet -N- Sour

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NOTES:  "Honey Bunch" is a totally original song.  Feel free to give it your own tune ;-)   "Harold the Ex" should be performed to the music from The Bitter Suite soundtrack song "Joxer the Mighty", which you'll find on the right. 

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She was having a dream that someone was caressing her sides. Up and down their fingers trailed over the smooth skin above the waistband of her underwear. Yet there was one problem. Blaire instinctively knew that those fingers connected to those hands did not belong to her beloved. She knew it beyond a shadow of a doubt. A long arm shooting out from underneath the cover, Blaire switched on the lamp before startled blue eyes fell on the grinning person straddling her. Before she could awaken her vocal cords, the longhaired blonde planted a wet kiss on her lips. Instantly, Blaire placed her hands on the woman's shoulders and pushed until she stumbled to the floor. Letting her know that there weren't any hard feelings, the intruder's mouth remained curved into a grin as she gazed toward her boss.

"What the hell do you think you're doing, Stacy?! And how did you know where I was?" Grabbing a fistful of the covers, Blaire was about to fling them off of her so that she could arise when she remembered that she was practically nude except for the days of the week (Thursday to be exact) panties. Usually she didn't wear panties of that nature, but since Joely had put her out of their home and wouldn't allow her to get any of her clothing until tomorrow, Blaire had been forced to go to a nearby store and purchase a package of underwear. Unfortunately, they didn't have much of a selection and therefore it was either flower-printed undies or days of the week. Blaire chose what she deemed to be the lesser of the two embarrassments.

She closely watched as the woman sprawled on the floor moved to a kneeling position before resting her elbows on the edge of the queen-sized bed. When she reached out to touch Blaire's face she ended up caressing air as a cotton covered bottom smoothly shifted on the sheets in order to get further away from her. Light eyes danced with merriment.

Stacy: (sung in a lilting voice)

Honey Bunch, is something amiss? 

Didn't you enjoy my lil' kiss?  

Don't you wanna get some more? 

C'mon down 'n' join me on this floor

Stacy crooked a finger at the brunette who strangely stared at her. With a lascivious grin in place, she lunged across the bed, making a grab at Blaire. Becoming quite acquainted with it, Stacy merely grabbed handfuls of air after the woman she sought jumped out of the bed regardless of her state of undress. Yanking the white sheet from the bed, Blaire hurriedly wrapped it in a toga fashion around her body, effectively covering her more private regions. She glared toward the woman now sitting cross-legged on the bed. Blaire was about to say -- or rather yell something when Stacy resumed singing. Eerily, background music accompanied her rather skilled vocals.

Blaire, there isn't any reason to be scared 

I would never hurt you  

Like the one who pretended to care

She brought you pain and made you cry 

I could never do such a thing 

This I tell you is no lie

So come with me, meld with me 

Let's start a life together 

I'll kiss you infinite times 

That means forever and ever

Growling low in her throat, Blaire's hands curled into fists at her sides as she willed them to stay there instead of connecting with the grinning blonde's cheeks --her facial ones. Blaire's feet practically itched to take care of the fleshier pair.