Shaved My Past, Defining, My Hair. [on hold]

Chapter 3

Wassaaap, its Laura & Annie here (: , a longer chapter than the previous i guess, its for you all that have supported us both :). A Quick shout out to Amy, Tram and Summerie :) LUB U FISHIES <3

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WARNING

Contains rude words like shit, dick, etc.), read with your own precautions!

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Chapter 3: Shaved My Past, Defining, My Hair.

Dionne

Trolling towards room 10 and passing room 16, i wondered, where the hell is room 19?

"Dionne baby, its over there!" Ethan pointing to this live and loud class.

Looks like mission 69 has already become a nightmare. As Ethan and I slyly walked through the class and sat at tables whilst Mr. Southern was teaching his crap ass 'bones in bodies' or some sort; Ethan managed to find a seat near guy 1 Damn! I remember seeing guy 4, walk with Jasmin or whatever his name was, and honestly i don't understand why i just called him Jasmin, maybe he's too hot.

We, known as Ethan and Dionne, have a thing we do. You know, that awkward moment where you're like giving them the coolest look ever and they're hinting back 'sure baby' or 'okay!'. That's what we just did, hinting our sing-song-a-long time; I wonder what song Ethan will make us sing this time.. As Mr Southern quickly turned to help this dumb nerd, Ethan slyly ran to the computer and played Brittney Spear's Hit me baby one more time and Barbie girl remix on full volume, legit he is, I even felt the vibrations!

"HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME!"

"OH BABY BABY!"

"MR SOUTHERN IS GIVING ME A BONER," Ethan singing random lyrics to the tune, *You're like a star, a star, a star, like a cock." Switching to another tune from Taoi Cruz, I've always admired that name 'Cruz' its just awesome, its pronounced as 'crooz' but Ethan says 'cruh-zz?'.

"ETHAN GAYLER, WHAT ON EART-" Mr. Southern screaming the fuck off, (also don't ask why I remember his name.) Whilst getting cut off by Ethan.

"IM A BARBIE BOY, IN MR SOUTHERNS WORLD, DISABLED BABIES, THAT IS OUR CREATION!"

"Come on barbie, let's go party!" Everyone sang along with me.

Leaving Mr Southern to be very happy, cough angry. However looking at the corner of my eye, I saw Jasmin looking towards Ethan. GAY ALERT! Okay, time for some action.

"Hey Jas, (A/N pronouced as Jazz but Jase is Jayss?) How you doing?"

"Fine," without looking or complaning I had called him something which was not his name; staring at Ethan.

"Jaseee baby, come and dance with me!" Ethan screamed whilst music banging from the computer speakers.

Jasmin immediately nodded and got up, what a strange shit head. As I was near the computer, I put some slow romantic music for Ethan and Jasmin, as they held each other as if they were ballroom dancing. Faggots much? Mr Southern just watched and applaused in gratitude, legend he be!

Jase

Shit. I couldn't control my body from lifting itself up and backing away from Ethan, I didn't know what the problem was. I'm not gay am I? We danced for a few minutes to this slow rnb song, which I rather much liked, and then Desmond hissed 'wtf you doing bro?', snapping my mind and starting thinking shit, I'm dancing with Gayler! I backed off. Ethan looked at me with a fake yet shameful looking face, he was one of those guys that could pull a doggy face and that'll just immediately rise my little stick. Technically, what I meant by little stick was that, it isn't little but huge, and it isn't skinny like a stick, its an average sized dick, c'mon.

"Jase bro, what the fuck was that?" Desmond ranted spitting at my face with disgrace

"Trying to keep people entertained," I lied trying to keep a straight face, hoping I got away with it.

"Dude, you chat so much shit, its clear you're getting a boner, look." He pointed at my trousers with wet patches.

The wet patches known as the marks my jizz had left off. Maybe my jizz really was that liquidy.. Damn. In other words, But I knew I had a thing for Ethan, although Dionne is quite a babe, but... Her brother and her past, also Drew... I didn't want to interfer with her issues, she'd cause a nightmare to cling onto you for 6years and prank you like you were some sort of unaware fool. This boner had to flatten soon, my girlfriends babe 1, blonde girl, slut, wide hole would probably think I'm horny and take it all out on me.

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Assembly - Dionne

So now we're all in the hall, thinking what the fish face does this old hag want to rant about now?!

"This Friday is going to be Harry Potter day!"

Did I just hear correctly, HARRY POTTER DAY?! Damn awesome!

"Bring a pound (£) and dress up,"

'Kbye', I thought. I wonder what I was going to get dressed up as.. Something no one else could think of. Harry Potter, no. Ginger guy, no. Sexy girl, maybe but my boobs aren't as small. Dumbledore or even Voldemolty guy, and yes, I only know harry potter's name. Suddenly the most awesome thing had flickered shining rays into my eyes. I COULD DRESS UP AS A FLYING BROOM OR A WAND! GREAT THINKING DIONNE KNELLER! YOU ARE LEGEND.

''DIONNE BABY GIRL! what are you going to dress up as?'' I quickly snapped my head towards Ethan and smirked,

''Oh you know.. something oh so sexy','

His eyes widened ''WHAT. oh no.. don't tell me you're going to be a banana like last year's genes day." Frowning at himself'

''Ethan what' chu tryna say? That was hella sexy k thanx,''

"Yes, very sexy..."

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Waahaaay, this chapter, is it good? :) btw I (laura) also have harry potter day tomorrow (friday 15th), its where we have to dress up as a character from harry potter, my freinds suggested a wand or a broom, but ima just go in casual clothing :).

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