It was the day of the concert. In fact the boys should be on stage in like ten minutes. Wondering how we got in? Well you see I am dressed in skinny jeans, a B.A.P tank top with a jean jacket. But isn't that what you normally wear you ask! Why yes it is but I have a wig on. A blonde wig. Rachel well....
"I am in a bloody skirt." said an angry Rachel
Yes well you see Jae Beom found out I like shiny pointy objects that are sharp. So does Rachel but not as much as me nor is she as violent.
"I hate you." she said
"Hate me later we have jobs to do." I told her
A voice came on. The 3rd point of view voice!
"Ladies and Gentlemen! Boys and girls! And fan girls from around the world! Please welcome to the stage! Young Guk with his bad temper! Young Jae with his announce! Dae Hyun with his smarts! Jong up with his laziness! Himchan with his quietness! And of course Zelo with his adorableness! The COLORFUL CHICKENS! I mean B.A.P!" said the voice
The boys appeared confused. The fans took a bit before screaming bloody murder. Me and Rachel were already heading into the back. Sad part is that no one noticed. So we made our way to the sound box/control thingy room. Yeah you get the picture. There was two guys in it and B.A.P had already started. We quietly opened the door, crawling in; again they didn't even notice. We pulled rags out of our pockets they were socked chloroform. Don't even ask. I guess you can already guess what we did. Once they were out we took their headphones off and dragged them out locking the door once we were back in.
"I can't believe they didn't hear you narrate." said Rachel as we sat in the seats
We put the headphones on just as B.A.P finished their song. Show time. Pressing a few buttons the mics attached to the headphones turned on.
"Sorry for the delay but there is something we wish to show you." I said in the mice
The boys seem to recognize my voice.
"Now this video we would like to show is more for B.A.P but fans please enjoy." said Rachel
"But before we get started let us introduce ourselves. My name is Kat."
"And I'm Rachel."
"Let's start the show!" I said pressing a button
On the wall behind the boys started to show the video. The boys turned to face it. We appeared on the wall.
"S'Up everyone. We are the American girls that had been living with B.A.P." the me on the screen/wall said
"Hint the word had." said Rachel
"But before we get into that we wanted to show you the first prank we did on the band." said Kat
The video turned to the boys walking to their rooms. You could see the buckets over their doors. The boys at the same time opened the doors and boom! The buckets fall covering them in molasses soon the feathers followed making the boys look like colorful chickens. The video switches back to us. We were laughing on it. Hell we were laughing up in the sound box. The fans were laughing as was the band.
"Now next is something especially for the band." said Rachel
"Boys please listen." I said
A girl appeared on the screen. It was the first girl I interviewed. She was about twenty five she was dressed in a business suit.
"I got backstage passes to see them.Now this wasn't my first backstage pass to B.A.P.I was so excited to get to see them again but this time they just weren't the same." She looked sad. "They had changed and not for the better.They yelled at the people that were working behind the scenes to make their concert goes smoothly about the smallest stuff.The leader, Bang Young Guk, he is the worst out of all of them.They had asked a girl to get them all water but when she came back Young Guk he took the bottle and threw it to the ground. Poor girl she looked so upset.The other members took their water and poured it on top of her head.She asked why, Jong up slapped her while Young Jae told her to shut up.Zelo answered her question...he said "You got us the wrong kind." I couldn't believe what I saw and heard. It wasn't the same band."
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FanfictionB.A.P is a Korean boy band who has let the fame go to their heads. They are rude, disrespectful, and look down at all their fans. So two of their Mangers come with a plan. The plan involves two American girls. What is the plan? What is the true natu...