This one along with other comebacks I've put in here are not mine. I just wanted to say that before I began.
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I go into McDonald's and there's some fat girl making fun of this mentally disabled kid.
Me: "You know, that could happen to anyone of us. You don't make fun of someone like that, what's wrong with you?"
Girl: "Well, God gave me a mouth to speak with and I'm gonna use it."
Me: "Well, God gave you a mouth to eat with, but you abused that privilege."
Girl: *speechless*
Me: "Oh, you might wanna wipe that ketchup off your chin."
Girl: *Goes to wipe chin*
Me: "No, your other chin."
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ComeBacks Of Life
HumorSome of these may be offensive, but I will try to make them not be. I DO NOT OWN ALL OF THESE and the credit goes to the owners. Please do not read if you are offended easily... Completed✔
