Doctor: will you be getting an epidural today?
Me: no just put this dvd in please.
Doctor: .......uhm...... This is us? The one direction movie?
Me: did I fucking stutter? Put that shit in and press play this little bitch is coming fast
YOU ARE READING
Fangirl
RandomBOOK 2 IS CALLED 'CARROT' CHECK THAT OUT TOOOOO!!!! If you copy this. I swear I will hunt you down and shove a cactus up your @ss. Enjoy. :) If you copy that cover I will have your balls cut off. I have worked hard on the cover please don't copy i...
