Short story of short storyness

Cheese

Cheese. Who doesn't like cheese? Well except for King Charles 1, and Donkey Kong.
I was staying over at my mate Luke's house for our 100th sleepover when something strange happened.
"Hey sup Mark!" Yelled Luke across the hall.
We spent hours playing laughing and having fun until eventually we fell asleep.

When I woke up though Luke wasn't there instead was a cheese Luke and instead of my sleeping bag I had a cheese sleeping bag! I fact everything was cheese!

I thought I was dreaming but the thing is I never woke up

That's right I'm writing this story on a cheese computer.