Celebrity Maury

North West

MY REASON FOR NORTH WEST. OKAY WELL FIRST THIS WAS WHO I WAS RECOMMENDED AND I LOVE MY READERS SO IM DOING HER. PLUS NO SHADE ON KIM BUT COME ON SHE HAS A SEX TAPE I WOULD KEEP AND EYE ON HER BUT. KEEP IN MIND THIS IS ALL JOKES NO SERIOUSNESS.

THE SHOW BEGINS

"Everyone lets give it up for Kim" Maury started as the crowd cheered.

"Hi you guys" Kim greeted.

"Hi Kim so what brings you here"
"Wellllll...kanye is just so getting on my nerves about how north isn't his. One day we got into an arguement and he was like well is she mine. And I was like why would you say that" She teared up. "I give kanye my everything I even threw my fake ass back for months almost for our son and he does this" She pated her tears dry off her face.

"Everyone lets hear kanye"

*"Look I love Kim very much but I don't deserve to just be used. I have way to much going for myself my clothing line my looks my music. This woman has let me run right into a stop sign. And I mean who wouldn't want the kanye west to be there baby daddy."*

"Here is kanye you guys" Maury introduced

"BOOOO"

"Yo everyone In here can suck a dick" He smiled and immediately went back to a straight face. *That Damn kanye smile timer**.
"Look kanye have-"

"Look Maury can we speed this up I have presidential speech to right"

"Okay well excuse me"

"Yea excuse you"

"Kanye stop it" Kim started

"Kim....Hush"Kanye shot back.

"Why are you treating me this way" She cried.

"You forgot to blend your contour I see this morning"Kanye said.

"Oh my- stop playing kanye" She pulled out her compact mirror and started to blend her shit.

"Let me get this shit figured out" Maury mumbled. He read and read then he open his mouth "The results are you...Kanye in the case of North west You are THE father" Kanye fell out his chair.

"See kanye baby I told you" Kim said in his face.

"Kim shut up let's go home I need to finish building my mirror And I need some head."

"Ooo lets go Kanye" And with that they walked off stage