Why is it that everytime I read a werewolf story about Alpha males the Alpha male is just too DAMN SEXY to be true??? Why can't the alpha male be average looking for a change instead of something out a wet dream? I know it is fantasy but there is such a thing as fantasy and just too fake that no one like that could possibly ever exist.
Another thing is why does the alpha male ALWAYS and I mean ALWAYSSSSSSSSS have to be possesive and a major asshole?
Alpha: Who you talking to?
Girl: My best friend I've known since childhood.
Alpha: NEVER TALK TO HIM AGAIN!!!!!
Can you say insecure???? I mean if the alpha is drop dead sexy why be possesive? It's not like she is going to run off somewhere and fuck her friend in the woods behind your back. If a man ever told me to stop talking to my friend I've known for years I would tell him to go fuck himself. I DON"T GIVE A FUCK if he is a big bad scary alpha.
Oh and why is it that the alpha is always mated to some human? my mute mate, my nerdy mate, my blah blah blah blah We might as well call her the I need saving hoe because the bitch always need to be saved because she always has this sad ass background story.
Why can't the alpha be mated to a witch, another werewolf, a vampire, an elf. a troll. ANYTHING besides a human. I mean if I were a werewolf I wouldn't be looking forward to having a human for a mate. I mean how could they have sex? With his werewolf strength he could likely break her in half.
I'm tired of the alpha male always being a self-centered possesive asshole. If anything the alpah needs to get a life!!! And to look at himself in the mirror and realize that he is not all that just because he is the leader of the freaking pack.
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Annoying things about werewolf stories (rants)
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