OK ITS FRIDAY THE NINTH LOL OF OCTOBER . Today was awesome lol it was so fun.
Wait why was it fun I totally forgot... oh yeah lol XD So it was lunch time and my friends and I being a Lesbian. I said, "I'm not a Lesbian!"(not that it would matter if I was, I love you guys)
And Brian, who's been scaring me recently, was behind me said,
"Are you sure?" I was so scared. I was kinda mad but not for long. So I replied,
"Yes, I'm sure!" I said as I looked up at him. I was sitting down AND he's super tall so I have to look up. So I looked up at him and he was like,
"You're small."
"No I'm not!" I said and stood up. But I still had to look up at him. He laughed at me.
"You still have to look up at me." I grab his shoulders and try pushing him down. But it doesn't work. He laughs slightly and says, "Haha the short people to the tall people, 'Go down!'". And then.. Brian unzipped my bag and I let him because I didn't know what he was doing(btw during this time, I had my phone in my hand).
So Brian took out my small headphones and held them in one hand. I tried to get them with only one hand because I had my phone in the other but it wasn't working. He chuckles and said, "You're weak as fuck."
"No I'm not I have my phone in this hand and it's hard to use only one hand!"
"Then I can hold your phone for you!"so me being as dumb as I am out my phone in his hand. YOU IDIOT

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