It's me Shankishia bitch

Shit 1

You know the feeling that you get when someone doesn't let you sleep? Yea am talking about that feeling that you want too slit their throat and move to the 21st floor only to throw them of your new balcony. I MEAN WHY isn't it a word in the English dictionary that describes that feeling let's give it a name shall we? Will call It police is investigating my house for murderer and most likely I'll go to prison so I should move to Mexico change my name have plastic surgery so no one will recognize me .But let's be real, all that is nonsense.I ain't going under the knife in Mexico I want to look different but not like a mutant pig.
And when people ask me "what did you do this weekend "
I'll just respond with " oh nothing, you know the usual just throwing people of my balcony, that's my hobby not something special " and after four no reason they start running and you know, I have to chase them and add them to my collection, you know life is hard like why would you do that you put me in such an uncomfortable situation you know that I'm not happy. Uh excuse me,my inner Kim Kardashian came out . Another thing that bothers me is my face, like I know that I have 4 beauty tiaras 1 of them is stollen, okay most of them theme are stollen but that's not the point. For some reason my face started having this zits sense then boys can't stop staring at me even girls. I mean I don't have nothing against that I like ones I was gone have a threesome with tow other girls but most of the time they were talking about some sort of salad and I'm like ugh I ain't eating a darned salad like I only eat meet especially stakes umm soy good . Back to my beauty face so I was saying, I found this like method of cleaning your face it's like 100% effective and it's all natural and your ugly ass hors can do it at home. First step wash your face it has to be Moist really Moist .
Step tow get a bowl and pour in the ingredients
Squeeze a lemon that's for it to stink nice
Flower for it to remove a bit of the Moist
Now this is the most important thing of all of them if you don't add this it won't work
So you add a bottle of acid.Like it does wonders it burns a bit but you know what they say "my neck my back lick my pussy and my crack " o wait wrong quote I meant to say " if it doesn't hurt it doesn't work " or that's what my mom said after she had sex with a homeless guy in the McDonald's handicap bathroom.I don't get that's not fair how the handicapped have all that space you know how hard is it to give an abortion in a normal bathroom