The forgotten Jinchūriki

Ch 7 Dysfunctional family

     Kakashi and Kushina arrived after 30 min. Kakashi looked at Naruto apolegetically, he
knew how Naruto truely felt about his family, only a few did, Danzo, Itachi, Hayate and Yugao. Naruto had met Itachi, Hayate and Yugao when they guarded him when he was a child as anbu. Danzo met Naruto when Naruto was wandering around town alone, when Danzo asked why he was alone Naruto told him he was looking for his family. Itachi and Kakashi were the only one's who knew about Naruto's powers. Kakashi had taught him tai and ninjutsu, and Itachi taught him how to use the Mangekyu and Sharingan, and genjutsu. Sure Naruto could learn all this in his mindscape, but physical and spiritual abiliries didn't transfer over to the real world, and Naruto liked the company. In return for their teachings, Naruto healed and turned both of their sharingans into EMS, and allowed Kakashi to deactivate the sharingan.

     Kakashi said to them, "Team 13, meet up on the roof." as he and Kushina shunshined up. Hinata walked up the stairs only to be almost knocked off their feet as Sasuke, Menma, and Mito raced up. Naruto walked up and grabbed her arm shunshining them both up in a swirl of illusionary feathers. They arrived up quickly to see Menma barge in followed by Sasuke and Mito.

     "I'm first!" He shouted blatantly not seeing Naruto and Hinata right in front of him. Thiis was such idiotic behavior even Kushina sweatdropped. Hinata rolled her eyes and Naruto merely raised his eyebrow.

     "First, Menma you're third, second Naruto and Hinata arrived first if you couldn't see, and third shut the hell up and listen to us!" Kushina said, surprising everyone but Kakashi, and Naruto.

     "B-b-but" Menma said.

     "Alright now how about we introduce ourselves, I'll go first"Kakashi said. "My name is Kakashi Hatake, I have some likes and dislikes, some hobbies, and my dream, haven't really thought about it" Kakashi said to the sweat dropping others. Naruto thought to himself 'my name is Kakashi no sharingan, my likes include training, dogs Naruto and smut, my dislikes include Maito Guy's challenges, enemy nins, anti-perverts, a demon cat, and Sensei's and his family's neglect for Naruto. My hobbies include being late, reading smut, and grieving. My dream is to have a family, die happy, and read all of da smut!'.

     Kushina rolled her eyes and said "My name is Kushina Uzukaze, I like he ocean, my family, and ramen, I dislike rapists, enemy nins, and Jiraiya. Hobbies include training my kids, missions, and spending time with my family. My goal has already been fullfilled." Naruto scoffed at the family part

     Menma blurted out without asking anyone else "My name is Menma Uzukaze, 'ttebako, I like training with my family, ramen and my family I dislike Naruto baka, sushi, and weaklings. My hobbies include training and eating ramen. My dream is to take the hokage title from my father."

     Mito said "My name is Mito Uzukaze, I like training with my family, ramen and my family I dislike Naruto baka, sushi, and weaklings. My hobbies include training and eating ramen. My dream is to raise Uzushiogakure (sp?) Back to its former glory."

     Sasuke said arrogantly "My name is Sasuke Uchia, I like training, the greatest clan Uchia, and tomatos, I dislike Itachi nii, weaklings, spicy food, and not being heir. My goal is to be the greatest Uchia and first Uchia Hokage, and heir."

     Hinata said quietly "My name is Hinata Hyuga, I like making medicine, my family, and Naruto, I dislike perverts, enemy nins, the caged bird seal and a certain family. My goal is to bring the Hyuga family together."

     Naruto said last "My name is Naruto Uzukaze I like training, meditating, and my friends, and sushi, I dislike my family, neglect, ramen, and the supposed children of prophecy. My goal is to become Hokage after Kakashi Nii, or create my own village"

     Kushina frowned about his dislikes, and Menma and Mito glared at him.

     "What do you mean we are fake, we hold the Kyubi back from Konoha. You're just jealous you lost your birthrights, shrimpy Naruto baka" Menma shouted standing up.

     Naruto laughed at this "I am the child of prophecy, and you aren't good at controlling the Kyubi if the events of the tournament were enough proof. Also I am taller and more lean than you" he said standing up too. He was a good five feet, a head above Menma, and he had no baby fat unlike Menma. Menma fumed at this itting down.

     Kushina winced at Menma's comment and said "Ok meet at training ground 13 at 7" everyone left down the stairs except Naruto shunshined to his base dispelling his clones and gaining information and scrolls. He just remembered something, he forgot his clothes and human weapons at the house.

     Naruto arrived at the Namikaze estate. Walking in he saw his parents and siblings at the table eating ramen of course, no wonder Menma and Mito were so short. Minato saw Naruto and got up.

     "Naruto is this true, did you say that your brother wasn't good at controlling the Kyubi?" Minato asked.

     "Of course, it is true, you surely remember the tournament?" Naruto asked apathetically.

    "Naruto I formally ban you from this estate, you will no longer receive funds, or access to training grounds or dojos, you can have access to the library and still be part of the clan we will get everything in your room" Minato said smirking 'Now I will get those special weapons and gear'.

     Naruto shrugged "Fine, but in exchange you will leave me alone, and let me live where ever I want." During this time Naruto sent a shadowclone to his room to get his stuff.

     "Deal" Minato said.

     After dinner the remaining Uzukaze were about to go and train before Minato told Menma and Mito that they could hav anyhing clothes, gear, and weapons had in his room. Menma and Mito got giddy with joy, they remembered all the clothes Kakashi gave him, and the anbu armor Jiraiya gave him. They walked into his room to see a plain looking room. Menma and Mito wasted no time looking for cool stuff to use.

     "Where the hell is his stuff, 'ttebako" Mito complained.

     "It looks like he took it all" Kushina said.

     Menma and Mito huffed.

       Next morning

Everyone arrived at the traing grounds and saw Kakashi and Kushina waiting.

     "For your test you will try to get these bells, come at us with what you got." Kakashi said, he holding one bell, Kushina holding two.

     "Hai" they all said.

     Naruto and Hinta jumped away to the forest to formulate a plan. Sasuke was brooding waiting until his senseis were alone so he could fght both of them. Menma and Mito rushed at Kakashi and Kushina like brawlers. Kushina let them hit het, while Kakashi dodged reading his sm.. piece of art.

     Mito and Menma were battling when something jumped out. It was a ferocious terrifying...