Dedicated to my pilipino readers if there are
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Akashi: *spots the bottle* hmmmmm absolute pure distled drinking water
*opens bottle* it smell someone's breath someone familiar *drinks it* its good its not lying about being absolute
*me comes in*
Me: Bruh thats my water y u drink it?
Akashi: cause i can and i knew it was yours
Me: but it was an indirect kiss
Akashi: what you want a direct kiss then
Me: no bruh kiss your fans ovaries -__-
Akashi: heh i won't because you'll get jealous
Me: I don't care
Akashi: *direct kiss*
Me: f!!! You smell sweat ewwww
Akashi: but you did enjoy it
Me: no i did not!
Akashi: someone is a tsundere here
Me: i was just kissed by a sadistic psychopath yandere who thinks he is so 'absolute' dude you should marry the water 's name both of you are "absolute" -__-
Akashi: what did you just say about me and who to marry
Me: i said nuthin .-. and marry your fansgirls
Akashi: who fangirls?
Me: the water duh *flips hair*
Akashi: you got it already nicolette! I will punish you later *smirks*
Me: what kind of punishment do you mean exactly?
Akashi: just wait
Me:bruh i aint gonna wait i have a business
Meeting -__-
Akashi: then i will do it now
Me: what kind o-
*drags me into his room*
Behind the room
Hey what you do that for akashi
Oi akashi stop it now!
Your absolute water wife is going to get mad!
Hey those where my favourite
I loved that color
Fuk u
Akashi: don't you mean fuck me?
I hate this
Akashi: awww don't be a shy tsundere hiding your feeling of pleasure
I hate you
∵∵∵∵∵∵∵After that ∵∵∵∵∵∵∵
I hate you akashi
Akashi: you did enjoy it though
Ughhh i'm going to business meeting
Akashi: I will come with you
Why? You have your own car!
Akashi: but i want them to know that were engage
Since when?
Akashi after what we did
I don't have the ring idiot
Akashi: ummmm look at your right ring finger
What the?! Out of all rings you really chose the one that resembles your hair
Akashi: *chuckles*
I'm hopeless
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Me:*thoughts about the absolute wedding*
In thoughts:
Priest: i pronounce you husband and bottle you may no kiss your bottle
*akashi kisses the bottle*
Me:ahahahahahaha *captured the kiss*
Akashi: were going to have fun
Bottle:...
Akashi: yeah
Bottle: ...
*smooches one more*
Ahahahahahahahaha
Out of thoughts
Akashi: Nicolette! Nicolette!
Me: what you want now akashi
Akashi: you were grinning. Are you thinking dirty things about me nicolette?
Me: actually yes i was
Akashi: oh what was your thought?
Me: you and that absolute water got married and you said to the bottle were going to have fun then you and the bottle smooches again ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Akashi: Seriously Nicolette
Me: no ahahahahahahaha
Akashi: i will have to punish you again do i?
Me: no cause i'll go home right away
Akashi: but your home is my mansion
Me: yeah so what
Akashi: you won't escape punishment
Me: well dumb fuck
Akashi: stop cursing your a woman women are not suppose to curse
Me: duh i can curse whenever i want to
Akashi: *moves his hand closer to my tight* stop it
Me:hey don't do that
Akashi: i won't stop until you stop cursing
Me: fine i will stop
Akashi: thats my empress
Me: * eyebrows twitching*
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Thats it for now lol exam tomorrow bye
Kashiri
