Clark and Lois were set up in an office in the Wayne Enterprise building. Clark was dying to meet this fancy millionaire from the Wayne family that he had heard so much about.
Clark was in the middle of his thoughts when the door opened ... a fairly handsome guy with his black hair pulled back, in a black suit, walked in. The man's piercing eyes gazed upon Clark. His grin lit up the whole room.
"Hi, I'm Bruce Wayne," says Bruce, "CEO of Wayne industries. How can I be of service?" Bruce sat on his desk facing Lois and Clark.
"Hello Mr. Wayne, I'm Lois Lane and this is Clark Kent," says Lois, Clark was busy being jealous of Bruce Wayne, "we are from the Daily Planet in Metropolis," Lois continues, "I would like to ask you a couple of questions, it won't take long, I promise."
"Sure Miss Lane," Bruce smiles at Lois, "and please, call me Bruce."
"So, Mr. Way-I mean Bruce, how come you haven't gotten a wife yet?"
Bruce hesitated. He glanced at Clark, and he was already looking at him, they both looked away. Bruce turned to Lois, "perhaps I've haven't found the right partner..."
"Very true... I understand what you mean."
"It was a pleasure meeting you two but I have a board meeting in about five minutes and I really shouldn't be late for that." Bruce rushed.
"Oh of course, Mr. Wayne. Thank you for your time." Says Lois.
Clark wakes up from his daydream and says, "Yes thank you, Mr. Wayne. May we see you again?"
"Yes, I will give you my card." Bruce hands Clark his business card. Their fingers touched for a split second. Both of them would have been okay if their hands had touched longer. But they both were also okay with them not touching again.
"Thank you, Bruce." Says Lois as her and Clark walked out.
When Bruce got home after the board meeting, he caught himself thinking about earlier. Who was Clark Kent? And where had he came from? Something seemed strange about Clark, to Bruce. He wondered if Lois was his girlfriend.
"Hello Bruce Wayne..." Cat said seductively, interrupting Bruce's thought process.
"Selina Kyle... so good to see you again." Bruce wrapped his arms around her waist.
"I prefer Cat, remember?" she smiled up at him.
They embraced in a long, hot kiss. It had become a normal routine for Bruce and Cat to be around each other often, in person and when they were in suit. Cat had originally been a thief, but after getting to know a young Bruce Wayne she converted a little. She and Bruce were somewhat of partners. But neither of them liked to admit to having a partner.
Tonight Clark decided to look for the Batman. The only thing he knew about the Batman was that he liked to show up at night mostly. So Clark suited up and flew out into the night not knowing what to expect.
Batman couldn't believe he couldn't get loose from Ivy. He may not have super powers but he is really strong. Ivy had him wrapped up in vines. It seemed the more he struggled the tighter it got.
It didn't take long for Superman to catch something strange happening. He noticed a dark figure struggling in vines... why was there vines? Once he got closer he noticed the sexy redhead who was controlling the vines. He flew in with super speed and went right for her.
Batman was just about free. He had reached for one of his batarangs to cut the vines. What happened next happened so fast Batman wasn't really sure what he saw. A blue and red figure flew or run right in front of him and ivy had disappeared with it. Batman cut himself loose and that's when he saw it. A man in a blue skin tight suit, so you could see all of his muscles, with a red cape. The man had unrealistic speed. He was beating the shit out of ivy.
"Hey!" Batman yelled at the man. Who the hell does this guy think he is?
The man looked up from what he was doing. He had ivy by her hair.
"What do you think you're doing?" Batman says in his deep voice.
Superman was intrigued by the dark figures deep, seductive voice. "You seemed to be having some trouble so I thought I should help." He said
"I don't need help. I got it. Now go away." Says batman
Superman dropped the red head and walked closer to the dark figure. He tried to get a look at his face but he was wearing a mask. This must be the batman ... "who are you?"
"Who am I? Excuse me, who are you?"
"Well I have many names. But where I'm from most people called me Superman."
"What kind of name is Superman? If you're supposed to be a hero that is a really lame name."
Ivy took this opportunity to get out. These two were so ignorant. She ran off. But none of them even noticed.
"Oh yeah? Well what is your name?"
"People here tend to call me the Batman."
"The Batman... doesn't sound any better than mine."
"Whatever, circus freak. You are obviously new here, but this city is already taken. It's my city, so go find your own city."
"I have my own city... but I came here for you."
Batman just started laughing. No one could defeat him, not even this freak with a cape. So he lurched forward to attack. But Superman caught his fist with incredible speed. Superman may have the speed but Batman had the strength... or so he thought. Superman lurched forward at him and punched the shit out of him with speed Batman didn't have.
