"The very existence of flamethrower proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves,'You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done'."-George Carlin
"Life is a tragedy when seen in close up ,but a comedy in long shot."-Charlie Chaplin
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."-Jim Carrey
"Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid enough money not to quit."-George Carlin
"Be so good they can't ignore you."
-Steve Martin
"I still love comic books. When you have a kid,that's an excuse to keep reading all the comic books."-Jimmy Kimmel

