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Guys I need to ask you a question. Is it bad that Wattpad is a dirty secret from my parents and family? I'm not even aloud to be on the internet at all! Just don't tell B-O-B! Bob: WHY ARE YOU RANDOMLY SPELLING POPCORN?!?!? Me: I wasn't spelling popcorn I was spelling Bob." Bob: HEY ISN'T BOB MY NAME?!?!? Me: •_•...... Yes Bob that's your name." Bob: YAAAAAAAYYYYY, I ALWAYS THOUGHT IT WAS STEVE!!!!! I LOVE MYSELF!!!! Me: Good for you. Bob: BAAAAAAIIIIII!!!!!!! Me: Bye *does fake smile* THANK THE GODS HE'S GONE!!!!! Bye guys I'm going to go take more stupid medicine for my stupid cold that is stopping up my stupid nose!!!


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