There once was a boy named calum who liked dick and also butts. He ate assholes for a living and sucked dicks for fun. Yep that's right dick and butts.
"Hey wanna suck my dick," said a random stranger.
"Sure if you let me eat that booty like groceries, $5 a butt cheek." Calum said.
"Damn you cheep ok heres you go bitch," said the random stranger.
"Thanks hoe," Calum replied.
Calum then proceded to eat that booty and the starnger moaned and came. Then Calum sucked that cock and the stranger cummed onto his pretty face.
"Hey what's your name?" Calum aksed.
"Michael, wanna get married?" Asked the stranger.
"Sure daddy," Calum replied
The end
