Truth or Dare Fairy Tail

Crack ships

Me: Warning: This dare will make you hate me but I did not request this
Erza: What's with the warning?
Me: I'm sorry Lucy T^T
Lucy: Huh?! What is this all about!?
* Mia goes in the corner and sulks*
Lucy: O.o? -_-'
Mira: I'll do it for Mia then! ^.^ This dare comes from Cybelle_Jillian_17 and it says I dare Zeref to make out with Lucy!
Lucy: What!?!?!???
Mira: Zelu~~~~
Me: *mumbling* I do not ship Zelu
Lucy: But Zeref isn't here soooo... I'm free ^.^'
Natsu: Oi! Mira! You told me I would get Zeref here so.. Here ya go!
Erza: O////O G- G- Good L- Luck L- Lucy
Lucy: Eekkkk!!! There's no way I'm doing it!! >////<
Flare: Blondie~~~~
Lucy: How did you get here!? O.O
Mira: I invited her because I knew you would object me ^.^
Me: Oi! Cana! Help me get drunk tonight!
Cana: Ohhhh... You're on..~~
Zeref: Make out with Lucy? *////* Mavis might kill me
Mira: Let's just get over with the dare *starts to have a dark aura while having a cheerful face*
Lucy: Okay, okay -///- *kisses Zeref and starts to make out*
Natsu: Ohohoho! This will be fun!
Erza: Let's just give them privacy *pushes them into the closet*
30 minutes later
Wakaba:Gahhh!!! Mia is much more of a drinking monster than Cana! O.O!
Mia: I *hic* w- win! *hic*
Cana: X.X
Jet: Uh- oh! Mia is going crazy!
Mia: I will kill you all!!!!
Natsu: I'm fired up!
Gray: She wasn't talking to you idiot!
Natsu: What ya say?! Ice princess!?
Gray: You wanna start flamebrain!?
*causes a fight and everyone else joins*
Erza: *sigh* they're not yet done *hears moaning in the closet*
Mira: Dang, they sure get wild at bed *hears groaning next*
Me: You know what?~~~~ I think everyone should be with their crack ships~~~
*pairs up Erza and Natsu, pairs up Cana and Elfman, pairs up Gray and Evergreen, pairs up Juvia and Laxus*
Everyone: O.O
Me: Happy *hic* Crack Ship *hic* Day!~~~
Everyone: Oi! Mia! You shouldn't get drink too much!
Juvia: Juvia wants to be with Gray- Sama!
Laxus: Tch.
Erza: Why Natsu?
Natsu: I'm paired up with Erza!? X.X
Erza:*kicks Natsu sending him to God knows where*
Cana:X.X
Elfman:*mumbling* but I wanted Evergreen
Evergreen:*mumbling too* I wanted Elfman
Gray: Nani!?
Evergreen: Shut up or I'll turn you to stone
Mira: Stay up for then next chapter bye!

I'm so sorry if it sucks I don't have any ideas and my bestfriend gives really weird dares I mean Zelu? I rather suggest Nalu better. Hope you bros enjoy it follow me if you like it!