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My sister and I are crazy :) read on and find out why. *muahahhaha* Yeah, this is complete utter randomness.(:

Sarah: Hello peoples! I am so bored and yeah…..no need to explain

Steph: Omg! I am like so bored too. PICKLES!

Sarah: Well I was going to write an Eragon one-shot, but…

Eragon: Wait, what? I came in at a wrong time, didn't I?

Steph: Depends on how you look at it. You see babbles on until notices that Eragon was the speaker OOPS Your Eragon!

Eragon: Yes, I am Eragon…how do you know who I am? And I mean more than just my name showing up on this chat…

Sarah: Well you see…(now I sound like Brittany…hey that rhymed...) OMG! SPONGEBOB CHEEZ-ITS!

Steph: OMG! Runs and gets Cheez its Ok I am back now what the fudge pop was I talking about?

Sarah: Umm…Steph…you NEVER know what you are talking about! Drools over Eragon

Eragon: Er….hi?

Steph: Hey! Don't mind Sarah drooling over you.. She ALWAYS does that…it's a habbit…

Eragon: Should I be scared?

Sarah: No…well, maybe, yes…

Eragon: silent

Steph: Don't worry I'll make sure Sarah doesn't do anything Puts Sarah on a leash

Eragon: Thank you, Steph.

Sarah: Hey! Who says I need a leash….OH! Squirrel… looks away towards a squirrel

Eragon: good Sarah pats Sarah on her back

Steph: You deserve a treat gives Sarah a treat

Sarah: Eats the treat Yummy! Hey…it could've been poisoned!

Steph: Quit being dramatic. Drama Queen.

Eragon: Wow, ok, you two ladies scare me…

Sarah: Awww…I'm sorry Eragon…

Eragon: Er…ok?

Steph: I forgot to do something what was it?

Sarah: You forgot to find your brain…anyways, how are you, Eragon?

Eragon: I am doing fine, thank you.

Steph: Of course DUH! finds brain and puts it on Ok I am back.

Eragon: Welcome back.

Sarah: So, Eragon, you are over Arya, right? Just asking because I am single…

Eragon: silent

Steph: Sarah…bad girl no treat

Sarah: What? I was just asking a question and making a statement!

Eragon: True, but it was the content that was, well, inappropriate…

Sarah: Omg! Just answer the question!

Steph: He doesn't have to if it is too personal...yeesh

Eragon: Thanks again, Steph. But I will answer Sarah. I like Arya, yes, but she does not like me.

Sarah: I like you…a lot…

Steph: speechless

Sarah: Ok, that was awkward…

Eragon: No kidding.

Steph: I am gonna get some water brb

Sarah: K

Eragon: K

Sarah: Hi Eragon

Eragon: Hi

Sarah: So how is it you are online? You are a book character…

Eragon: Well I really don't know…I am not in Alagaesia at the moment…I accidentally stepped through this portal and ended up in your world. Someone told me about the internet and so here I am…

Steph: I am back reads what Eragon wrote Wow

Sarah: That is so creepy….I say that because I am going to write a one-shot about you coming to our world…

Steph: Too creepy…So weird. I think I know how Eragon got here…Sarah…

Sarah: Shut up Steph! Sarah blushes

Eragon: Aww don't be shy…I am glad to have met you two…I think…

Sarah: Where are you in our world?

Eragon: Well, I am in this pink room with a bunch of posters and stuff. The room is all messy and very girly…

Sarah: Speechless

Steph: OMG! You are in Sarah's room!

Eragon: I am ?

Sarah: Yes…

Eragon: Where are you two?

Sarah: In the living room…

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⏰ Last updated: Jul 14, 2011 ⏰

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