Whouffaldi OneShots | Doctor Who

Switched Around

Clara's POV
"What the f*ck!?" I was awoken by a yell coming from the console room. I stood up from the bed and I felt a bit... Odd. I felt taller. A lot taller. I decided to walk to the console room to see what all the yelling was about.

"Doctor what-" I stopped as I heard my own voice. It sounded Scottish.... And male.

I then saw someone emerge from underneath the console. It was me?

"Oh this is ridiculous! I hate being in this small and weird body!" They shouted, "I am the Doctor! Not Clara!"

"Doctor?" I said slowly, why did I sound Scottish?!

"Clara! Get out of my body! Take yours back, it feels bloody weird!"

"What is going on?" I asked.

"The TARDIS decided to have some fun! We've switched bodies."

"The TARDIS can do that?"

"Apparently..." He said slowly. After a minute of silence I spoke up,

"It's weird seeing things at this height."

"It's weird seeing things at this height. How can you cope with being so short?" He questioned, I glared at him,

"I'll have you know I'm average height!"

"Suuure you are..." I reached into my pocket and pulled out the sonic glasses.

"Hey look! I can act like you now!" I placed the glasses on my face.

"Clara..." He said with warning.

"I am a super intelligent alien being, who flies through time and space!" I mimicked the Doctor, Scottish accent on point.

"Hah very funny Doctor Clara" he said sarcastically with my Blackpool accent. He then headed towards the kitchen, I followed. "I'm just gonna go in here and burn a soufflé!"  He mimicked me. I glared at him. He glared back and walked closer to me. It felt weird that I had to look down to talk to someone. He started to look deep in thought.
"I never knew that that face had that many wrinkles!" He complained as he started to place his hands on my face in examination. Just then, there was a big flash of light and a puff of smoke. We both closed our eyes at the sudden light.
I opened my eyes. I felt a lot shorter than I did a few seconds ago. I was in my body now, my real body. My hands were placed on the doctors cheeks, the same place where he had left them before we switched back into our real bodies. We were so close now, mere centimetres away from each other's faces. His eyes stared into mine, we didn't say anything. We didn't need to.
He leaned down and I leaned up, the way if was supposed to be, we closed the gap as our lips met.
This was how it was supposed to be.
Me as me.
And the doctor as the doctor.
Together.