Kelly was a lonely weeaboo. When she wasn't at school or asleep, she was watching anime. She thought she'd be alone forever.
"I've already seen every anime. What now?" Kelly sighed. She texted the meme team, saying "I've seen every anime, what do I do?"
"Kill yourself." Hannah (a stupid cunt) and Bailey (a goddess) said that the same time.
"I think that's what I have to do..." Kelly whispered to herself. She got up and walked over to her closet, where there was the noose she tied yesterday. She was going to kill herself then, but Filthy Frank came out with a new video. "This is it..." Kelly said as she slipped the noose over her head, and stood on the chair.
All of the sudden, she got a notification. She slipped the noose off and ran to her computer. "A NEW ANIME!" she shrieked. She tore off all her clothes and started furiously masturbating as the introduction to Senyuu played. Kelly has grown very fond of one the characters in Senyuu. His name is Toofel. Kelly touched herself every night to Toofel's picture. At first everyone thought it was funny, Kelly would randomly rip off her pants and start fapping. But later it became a legitimate problem. It would get out of control Kelly would see everything as Toofel. One day at work she was reading an architecture magazine and she saw her ex-boyfriend Selina Schutz in the picture. She saw her face and thought of Toofel. You know what happened next. Later Kelly's wife Anna brought Kelly to Doctor Glosenger a friend of hers in Secondary School. Doctor Glosenger was telling Kelly about the terrible diseases and infections her genitals could get. But then started kissing her redneck boyfriend. Bob Fassi then walked in and started getting some action on that three way. "We need to get a new doctor" Anna says to herself. They went next door to a real doctor, Dr. Lachlan. Dr. Lachlan says it's perfectly natural to masturbate but needs to slow down. Kelly's hand is turning red from all the contact. And her genitals are falling apart. "These pills should reduce the amount of energy you get throughout the day." Kelly looks up, "No energy?! But I need all the energy I get, I run one of the most popular blogs on Tumblr." Dr. Lachlan thinks, "How about you take the pills for a week and in your absence the blogs co-owners can run it." Kelly looks disappointed. Anna walks over to her wife and wraps her arm around Kelly, "Sweetie I know you don't like the idea but it's for the best." Kelly sighs and grabs the pills.
