Its the most wonderful time of the year. Yeah. Thats right. It's Halloween! Its tradition for these 7 to go to Jacks house for a Halloween costume party. Then afterwards wander the streets and have fun.
No one got into their costumes until they got to Jacks house.
Caitlyn is a robot because she feels that it goes with her leg.
Emmy is a zombie because lets face it. Zombies are pretty awesome.
Mel is the clown name Twisty off of American Horror Story.
Jade is Nicki from OITNB because she is boss.
Jessica is Zombie Spider Man because its creative and its Jessie.
Jack is some sort of video game character because you know... it's Jack.
Kyle is Dead Elmo because Mel switched his original costume with that so now he has no choice but to be a dead zombie elmo.
After everyone was in their costumes they went outside for pictures, then into Jacks basement because that's where the party is.
Jack went the bar in his basement and served us pepperonii pizza and kitty margaritas. He turned on dubstep music and we played Never have I ever while eating. Jade and Emmy obviouly finushed first. Followed by Caitlyn, Jack, Kyle, Jessie and Mel.
After eating everyone crowded in the front of his giant flat screen Tv and played Just Dance... Let me tell you how that went.
Emmy kept hitting Jessie in the face.
Jack was all over.
Kyle danced awkwardly with a giant wood hammer; while Mel videotaped him and laughed at her own screwed up imagionation.
Caitlyn attempted to beat up Jack with her prosthetic leg. While Jade laughed at everyone and actually tried to dance.
No one thought theyd make it out of just dance alive. It got to the point when they were trying to beat eachother up with objects. Including pillows, giant yoga balls, plasic and wood swords and hammers, parts of their costumes, cushons, the list could go on and on and on.
Jessie VS Kyle
Jack VS Caitlyn
Emmy VS Jade VS Mel
Long story short nobody won.
After all of.... that, we decided to create a game of sherades... DO you really want to know? No? Oh well Im telling to anyways.
Some of the things we had to act out include...
Hooker (Caitlyn gave us a show after 5 times her backing out)
Peter (The walking d***o) (Emmy used Caitlyn to act this one out)
The mirical of birth (Jack gave birth to Jesus (Mel))
Pole Dancer (Jessie nailed it but the pole ecentually broke and she fell on her butt)
Harry Styles (Emmy acted it out and Mel wanted to kill her afterwards)
Any superhero (Kyle tried to fly off Jacks couch but almost hurt himself in the prosses)
Stripper (Jade removed her sock and threw it on Mels face)
Elephant (Jack but a water bottle by his nose and got water all over everyone)
Gay guy (Melanie absolutley made us fall of our seats laughing and tried hitting on Kyle)
Michale Jackson (Jade grabbed her crotch and screamed "HEEE HEEE" Then Mel wanted to kill her too)
Drunk person (Emmy just acted like herself. Jk She fell over in Jacks bar)
Suduction (Jack stood there awkwardky then gave the card to Jess. Then Jess hit on Emmy)
Lapdance on opposite sex (Caitlyn shook her money maker near jack and kyle but they immediately pushed her away with their feet and she fell.)
After the game of Sherades they decided to walk around and see if people were still giving out candy. They got bags full then decided to go eat at Hearty platter. Jades dad was our waiter. We ordered a crap load of food. #Breakfestfordinner!
Mel, Emmy and Jade made a special drink that they make everytime they go there.
Tea with hotsause, salt, pepper, coffee creamer, sugar, lemon, and a bunch of other random crap they pulled off of peoples plate.
Everyone was forced to take a drink... These were the reactions
Jessie had no reaction
Emmy Jade and Mels face cringed up and they immediately spit it out.
Mel also screamed.
Kyle spit it out and kinda overreacted infront of everyone lol
Jack casually stood up, pushed in his chair, and walked away. Then came back like a minute later.
Caitlyn almost threw up.
After that delightful dinner, They decided to go ding dong ditching before it hit midnight.
Long story short its hard to ding dong ditch with a group of 7 people.
veryone hid on the side of the house and kept whispering and telling each other to shut up
2nd house Mel forgot to run and just stood their holding out her bag of candy.
3rd house Caitlyn and Jade accidentlly broke a lawn ornament
4th house Emmy and Jack tripped each other and fell on their face in the persons front yard
5th house The owner opened the door right away so Jessie ended up hiding behind the door when the person opened it. When he ran away he tripped on a crack on the sidewalk.
6th house Everyone jumped into the persons bush and garden but Emmy unded up choking on a carrot she stole from the garden.
7th house Kyle hid by a little kids window in his deal zombie elmo costume and traumatized her for life.
20th house we finally succeeded/
Then when it was quarter to midnight we began walking to the graveyard.
Jade noticed something off.
"Hey. Isn't that the van that has been following us all night?" Jade asked as she pointed to the van that was parked by the cemetery.
"Oh my god it is!" Kyle replied.
They took the backway to get into the graveyard because they didn't know who the heck was following them.
When they were finally in the graveyard, the van turned off its head lights. Everyone was silent.
They herd two doors to the van opening and shutting, then saw four dim flashlight lights in the distant. Everyone quickly hid behind graves without saying anything.
The flashlights looked like they were coming their way. They couldn't see the people themselves because it was too dark and they were all covered in black clothing. Even their faces. When the flashlights got very close... The lights turned off. And a gasp was herd by the 6 friends. Coming from another one of their friend.
