Oh Please

chapter two

*picture of Andy, Parker, Jerry, Maci, Tom, and Hannah*

"Do these pants make my butt look big?" Only Andy would ask such a cliché question. Parker is clutching her stomach due to her insane laughter. Hannah has never looked so bored. I wouldn't necessarily say in her life because she constantly looks bored with the world. Maci was looking at yet another rack of clothes. She's going to run out of car to put the dang clothes in.

With all seriousness I say yes to him.

"Good, 'cuz I really want an a-"

"Woah, watch your language, there are innocent ears present," I say.

"Who Parker?" he asks in his oh so classy sarcasm.

The look on Parker's face is priceless, how could one not continue the pestering? I cover her ears and whisper in a very loud tone, "of course, Parker."

With that, she shoots up from her seat next to me in the dressing room. "Um, excuse you? I'm taller than all of you! I could easily pick anyone here and fold them in half."

"Oh please," I say mocking her.

"Try me," she taunts. Before I get the chance to "playfully" punch Parker in the face, Hannah separates us.

"Girls, I could kill both of you in seve- no eight different ways in this exact moment. Andy your butt looks huge, go buy the pants so we can get out of here. It's too bright in here, I'm getting a headache."

"Anything else your majesty? Or was it queen of the vampires. Oh wait i know, Lord Whininess!" Andy says.

Hannah looks beyond done with him, "I'd prefer you shut up and buy the pants."

Maci walks in the dressing room with three shopping bags, all overflowing, on each arm. I'd give it three more minutes until one of her arms falls off. By the look on her face, I think that statement is correct.

"Alright guys, I'm ready to go," she says," Andy go buy your stuff, Pary, Anns go with."

They all file out of the dressing room.

"Trace, can I talk to you for a second." I nod.

"Okay so, I couldn't find you a date for tonight but I told Spence that it could just be a group thing. He's bringing Jerry and Tom."

I nod again. Why am I doing this to myself? Oh yes, to annoy Spencer and make sure he doesn't pull any funny business with my bestfriend.

"Where are we going tonight?" My motives are completely selfish, I have to know what I'm going to wear.

"I think he said Dave & Buster," I stop breathing for a second. That was our favorite place to go. Spencer would take me all the time. I say Spencer would take me when in reality his parents would take us considering that we couldn't drive at the time.

I nod for what seems like the seventh time and drag Maci out of the cramped dressing room. I can already tell this is going to be the worst night of my life.

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Ten minutes. Ten minutes until Maci and her devil of a boyfriend come pick me up. Ten minutes until I have to face Spencer, even better, I have to face Spencer at "our place" as he used to say. I'm regretting this already and I haven't even left yet.

I walk in the bathroom to make sure I look decent. I'm wearing my favorite Nirvana tank with a pair of faded blue jeans and my black converse. My hair is in a messy ponytail and my eyeliner is formed into the wing I have mastered.

I look at the clock, six minutes. Why must time go so slowly? Another question, what can I do to make time go faster?

I could eat. No, I just brush my teeth. Netflix? Why would I even put myself through such torture, there's nothing on Netflix that lasts 5 minutes. Tumblr? Why not?