Fun adventures with Mike Wazowski!

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"Dedicated to the peanuts that are up my ass, thanks Mom"

-milk 2015

You just finished your first day working at the local sex store and ran home to greet your favorite boyfriend Mike Wazowski. You walked up to the apartment and barged through the door, not being able to wait any longer. You already know he's going to be in the bedroom as he is there everyday waiting for you. You waltz into your bedroom-you know you love dancing, you slimy pig-and open the first drawer in the dresser. There he was, your beautiful boyfriend and playtoy, Mike Wazowski. The special thing about Mike is that he's not your average human. He's actually jOHNNNN CENNAAAAA-no I'm kidding, he's actually a spoon! It's so very exciting to have a spoon as a boyfriend it just spices up your sex life, y'know? Anydoodle, you greet Mike and compliment him on his outfit and then laugh because spoons don't wear clothes and you're just a sad fuck with no life. You grab Mike, carry him to the bed, and set him up so he can enjoy the strip tease you're about to perform. He watches, eyes full of lust-and plastic-as you slowly slip your shirt over your head,making you graze your nipples and moan. A sexual atmosphere fills the air causing Mike to choke with lust. You then grab the hem of your pants and hook two fingers in to tease Mike. "C'mon baby," you pretend Mike moans.

"Yeah, yeah don't worry your spoony ass off. I'm getting there." You pull your pants down to reveal Mike Wazowski boxers that you wore to show your undying love for your boyfriend. Once your pants are kicked to the side you start to rub the front of your crotch, watching Mike, your eyes full of lust. Then you whisk your boxers down so you are exposed to Mr. Wazowski. You wrap your hand around your cock and give it two quick strokes to tease Mike. You pretend he moans as you tease him. You pull your hand off your cock, pulling a whine from both you and Mike, and tantalizingly walk towards the bed towards Mike. You hop on the bed next to Mike and pull a bottle of lube out your ass. You grab Mike, making him pretend moan loudly, and lather the lube onto the spoon part of his body.

"You ready baby?" you ask seductively while biting your lip. "Yeah, juST GET ON WITH IT"

"okAY FINE CALM DOWN" you lead Mike down your body, shivering when he runs over your nipples. He circles your hips a few times to tease you and then finally he brings himself down to your hole. He then pushes in causing you to scream in agony at the searing pain running through your body.  "Mike, please baby slow down" you screech while Mike ravishes your body. Mike pushes a finger to your lip, "Shhh it'll feel good soon bby, trust me." "Okay," you whimper.

He continues to thrust into you making you cry out at the intense feeling of being full. "Mike-fuck, go faster baby-oH" you scream as he hits your prostate dead on. Who knew sex could feel this good? I sure didn't, I'm a virgin. Mike smirks as he realizes what he did and continues ramming into that one spot. You feel a heat pool in your stomach and you know you're close. As soon as he is about to ram back in, your mother walks through the door.

"mAddie come take your peanUTS" and Then she walks in with this. "MOM PLEASE I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMeTHING HERE!" "Oh right honey, I'm sorry. Oh and hello Mike I hope your doing well."

"Oh hello m'am. And yes I am thank you. Goodbye!" Mike continued pumping into you while your mom left the room to go clean the strawberries or whatever the fuck she actually does.

"ohh mike, " you moan while he abuses your poor, poor ass. Soon the heat is back and before you can even say "fuCKING SHITBALLS" your cumming so hard all you see are floating heads that look like your boyfriend. "hONEY PLEASE CALM DOWN I'M TRYING TO EAT MY GODDAMN CHEESE." your mother yells from the other room. "I'M SORRI SENPAI PLS FORGIVE." you yell back falling to the sheets, with Mike still in your grip.

"Mike, bby I love you," you say, suddenly feeling very tired.

"I love you too," you pretend Mike says as you both fall into a very deep slumber.