Anons

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#55) "the quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket." ~ Anon

#56) "its funny how when im loud people tell me to be quiet. but when im quiet, people ask me whats wrong with me." ~ =Anon

#57) "i’d be a vegetarian if bacon grew on trees..." ~ Anon

#58) "Dosent expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected?" ~ Unknown

#59) "I owe my life to Justin Bieber. I was in a coma for two years, until one of the nurses played one of his songs on the radio in my room, and i had to wake up and turn it off." ~ Anon

#60) "An optimist sees the glass as half full, a pessimist sees it as half empty. An engineer will tell you the glass is twice as big as necessary." ~ Anon

{A/N: No hate to JB but I thought this was funny and I found it on Facebook so...... sorry to all the Beliebers reading this.}

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