Now I don't often go on tangents or rants about some of the truely dunbfoundingly stupid things I see in society, but I'm going to go ahead and ignore that about me and do the exact opposite! This is dedacated to all the things I can tear apart, be it serious or sarcastic, in the name of comedy. Also this is my first typed thing on here so F proper formatting, spelling, and grammer, and if you are one of those people who loves searching for that I want you to know I respect you and what you do, but this will probably just make your eyes bleed and make you contemplate how such horrible speling exists! (I misspelled spelling there on purpose, welcome to Hell grammer/spelling/formatting nazis!)
I should probably get on to the actual meet of this typing escapade by now...man i don't know where to start. Dumb brain not thinking when it needs to. Oh wait, there's an idea!
WHAT I HATE ABOUT THE BRAIN...
So it's supposed to be this ultimate tool of comprehension and logic in our world dwarfing moden computers in it's vast complexity!? Then why can't I remember what I had for breakfast? Dumb thing never helps with tests either, the knowledge is in there! I remember learning about it! So why can't I think of it when there is a 100 point test infront of me. Thanks for nothing brain. And another thing! It never works when you need it to. Think of all the times when you had the chance to have an amazing comback to that one snarky bi**h (you know the one, everyone knows at least one) that just always complains but you just couldn't think of one, and then ten minutes later you think of the perfect one liner. You know what could have made a perfect one liner? A computer. My brain especially is messed up. Some one could ask me "Yo! When did Doctor Who first air?" and I'd be all like, "1963," or they'd be like "What is spaghettification?" and I'd be all like "the process of going through a black hole" but if they asked "Who was the author of 'The Catcher in the Rye'?", a book I should be reading instead of typing (thanks brain for distracting me) I'd be like "Bye" and jump out of the metaphorical ten story builing i just made up where some random guy was asking me random questions. (It was written by J.D. Salinger by the way. Just typing this incase there is some weird legal reason i don't actually know about. also, I had to look that up just now!). My brain don't know how to prioratize information for anything. The brain is also a weird place. I mean that's where Steven King got his stuff from. I mean, dang brain! You scary! Which reminds me of a little pet peeve, you know how you watch a horror film with friends and then after you are like "that wasnt so bad" you talk to friends and have a good time and forget all about it! But then, when you head to bead, that jerk we call a brain, when you are all cozied up in bed in the dark, starts thinking "hey do you remember that one part where..." then you get freaked out and cna't sleep. WTF brain!? I need sleep for you! Why would you get yourself paranoid like that?! now you're slacking through the rest of the day doing things that aren't important and not thinking right when you should be all because the brain messed it up. I'm not even going on to how it can make some people ignorant and stuff. That's a whole nother rant for another section. For now i'll just say, brain, i like ya. I really do! But my God, you have some serious freaking issues, and you need to work on that. I know it's not my fault, it's my brain's!...actually that's another sign of ignorance right there, man I hate ignorant people. Ok, let's get controversial here. Also, I don't own Doctor Who or The Cathcer in the Rye, just put those titles in the story for examples. Doctor Who is owned by the BBC and Catcher in the Rye, once again, written by J.D. Salinger. ok, that's enough to avoid copy write issues, right?
TO BE CONTINUED IN WHENEVER I FEEL LIKE UPDATING THIS THING... WHAT I HATE ABOUT IGNORANT PEOPLE...!
RIGHT! ON TO TYPING!
Alright I am alive and ready to type up another section in a story about things I hate! Now by taking a look on up I can see that I was going to talk about ignorant people this time, fun. So lets get started!...i was hoping for something more dramatic too, but ya dont always get what you want ya know i mean im just a kid, who, who are you, what are you to judge me, DONT YOU BE DOIN DAT JUGDIN-on to my first point. Dey be cray. now i could just leave it there but i feel like i ought to type more than that one point, people typically do. So what makes them so cray? Ignorance, that goes without saying. But what causes the ignorance? I do not know that one either. (ya the intelegince levels on this section are astounding arent they?). All i do know is how much i hate it. I mean come on people, we're all just people here, why cant we get along? i mean you go out with your friends and you're having a good time then all of a sudden that one kid no one likes (you know the one, everyone does) comes up and starts dropping hate like rapper drops sick rhymes yo. And you just have to ignore him, maybe tell him off if it is really bad but ya always try to be civil, but all he's doin is just ruining your good time and offending your gay-black-gypsie-criplled-buddhist best friend with a wonderful sense of fashion and is just too fabulous to handle. so once again, you just try to be civil and walk away, but we all think about doing the same thing. just how satisfying it would be to really tell him off, or punch him in the gut, or toss him out the window only to meet him at the floor where he landed pick him up and take him up to the window to throw him out again, or just sort of step back give him a stare that cuts through the soul raise your arm pointing at him and give out a blood curtling scream and when you have everyone's attention just say clearly "this guy's a jerk!" kidney punch him and walk away into the confused crowd. We've all been there.
but that is just an example of an ignorant person. i havent really discussed what about them i hate yet (except them ruining your good time with your gay-black-gypsie-criplled-buddhist best friend) so lets move on to that. They just dont get it, ya know? I mean there are different levels. there is the base level where a person just doesnt know any better, that isn't too bad because once you explaine it to them, how they are being rude or offensive, they usually stop and opologize and learn from it! Then there is the level where they know better but do it just because, these are annoying because they know they shouldnt but for some reason do, but if you call them out and puplicly humiliate them with it they usually stop. Then there is the worst, the ones that just don't listen. these are the ones that just say whatever prejudice they have without second thought, completely believe it, think all highly and richous of themselves, and are so into themselves they just wont listen to reaon! Oh my gawd I hate it! They just keep going too and if you start making sense or really start getting them they get all flustered and mad and retreat to their pack of ignorant friends. it's like a little hive when they do that. Or like a little group of wasps really, wasps of hatred, just sort of mad all the time. But instead of stingers they have words...and, you know, the body of people. little anger groups. there just always mad at something, i think they feed from it honestly. i don't know, i don't get it. But that's just an example! They get all mad and just wont listen no matter what you say. their close-mindedness is like, on par of a bomb shelter or something...made of lead. So in conclusion they be cray, as stated earlier. why are they like that? I'll stick with my hypothosis that they just sort of feed off it and work for some giant anger wasp overlord. though i may be wrong there. well any way that's all I've got for today, so see ya!
I'M GOING TO PUT THIS HERE SO IT LOOKS LIKE THERE IS ADRAMATIC CLIFFHANGER TO LEAD INTO MY NEXT ONE, BUT TRUTH BE TOLD I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'LL DO NEXT, FIGURE THAT ONE OUT LATER! PEACE OUT!
