Slenderverse One Shots

The Spider's Web (HABIT & Vinnie)

"Happy Halloween," HABIT grinned. "Boy, do I have a treat for you."

"Burn in Hell."

"Aw, Vinnie... I wish I could, but sadly, I can't. You, on the other hand... I can make arrangements for that." HABIT paused, soaking in the fear of the man before him. "Now, remember that time when you summoned me and I told you I was going to kill you in the least creative way possible? Well, surprise, surprise, that time is now! So, what am I gonna do? I'm glad you asked! First, I'm gonna break your arms. Then your legs. Then I'll make you bleed out - slowly, of course. Now, that is the most uncreative way I have ever killed anyone. So, yeah, because of your stupidity, you don't get a fun death! Really, it's a shame.I was excited to decorate this attic with your guts. Ah, whatever. I'll get over it.

Wow, I've been rambling on and haven't even thought of you! Do you have any last words, Vinnie?"

"Fuck. You."

"Wow, I'm so impressed. I've never heard that one before. Do you even know why you said that?"

Silence.

"Exactly! Vin, I'm gonna tell you a story, alright? Once upon a time - real fucking exciting so far, isn't it? - I was torturing a guy. I had him hanging upside down with his legs cut off and I was making them dance in front of him. And you wanna know what he said? Take a guess. Ding ding ding! Correct! He said, 'Fuck you. Fuck you to Hell.' Now, do you know why he said that? He wanted an advantage in the situation. He wanted just one kick in between the legs; a spit in the eye, a curse to the heavens. But you know what, Vin? It's no use. You wanna know why? Because up here, you're stuck in a web. A web that billions of others have been caught in. And you wanna know where the spider is? Right here, right in front of you. That spider is me, Vincent, and I'm gonna wrap you up in my web and savor you for as long as I can."