R- So this one really bugs me. Speaking of bug, one just landed on my pizza crust. Y WORLD Y.
A- Um, ew. Ewch. Anyway, back to autocorrect and not weird fly pizza
R- K. So we hate autocorrect. (Place girl, holding imaginary tray, emoji here.)
A- Yeah, just now it attempted to sabotage me while I was writing this book's description. Stupid program tried to stab my face up.
R- Like... Autocorrect, sir... Why did you think that when I typed "We're" I meant "Machette?"
A- Shoulda been simple, Autocorrect. You dumb or something?
Autocorrect- No I'm obviously the smartest, of them all. Smarter than Siri, Android, all of those losers...
R- Well you ain't.
Autocorrect- Wait I'm not?
R- *facepalm*
R- WHEL AUTOCORRECT PLZ STAHP TRYIN TO MAKE FRIENDS BECUZ I HAET YU.
R & A- Well we know this chapter was super short. But we've been busy... Because we have the same math teacher and she likes to give us two math tests a week and 45 math problems a night... Lmao. XD
SCREW YOU MATH, CANT YOU TELL I HAVE WATTPAD?R- See you in the next chapter! :)
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HumorIn a world, where all this useless crap happens and none of it is fair... Two girls join forces to complain about them.