Chapter One- Autocorrect

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R- So this one really bugs me. Speaking of bug, one just landed on my pizza crust. Y WORLD Y.

A- Um, ew. Ewch. Anyway, back to autocorrect and not weird fly pizza

R- K. So we hate autocorrect. (Place girl, holding imaginary tray, emoji here.)

A- Yeah, just now it attempted to sabotage me while I was writing this book's description. Stupid program tried to stab my face up.

R- Like... Autocorrect, sir... Why did you think that when I typed "We're" I meant "Machette?"

A- Shoulda been simple, Autocorrect. You dumb or something?

Autocorrect- No I'm obviously the smartest, of them all. Smarter than Siri, Android, all of those losers...

R- Well you ain't.

Autocorrect- Wait I'm not?

R- *facepalm*

R- WHEL AUTOCORRECT PLZ STAHP TRYIN TO MAKE FRIENDS BECUZ I HAET YU.

R & A- Well we know this chapter was super short. But we've been busy... Because we have the same math teacher and she likes to give us two math tests a week and 45 math problems a night... Lmao. XD
SCREW YOU MATH, CANT YOU TELL I HAVE WATTPAD?

R- See you in the next chapter! :)

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