About Panicky! and Brides❤

Watblog (Wattpad Blog) #1 ~Brides

Topic: Panicky's Fucked Up Love Life 

Backstory: I (Brides) love to make fun of Panicky's love life. 1. Because it's VERY complicated and 2. Because there is a whole shit ton of drama involved. It's fucking crazy. She's got so many guys after her, I can't count them on my fingers... and I have the average ten. 

THESE ARE NOT MADE UP! NON-FICTION!

Recapped Incidents: (I'm substituting their names for food articles)

Okay....so there was this one guy in seventh grade. Back when Panicky and I were just random strangers that were in each others class. Panicky and I were in the GATE (Gifted and Talented E.... What did the E stand for again?) Oh well, anyway, we were in the same class. Our elective was tech and there were three of us from the GATE class. Me, panicky, and....Lettuce (Don't judge!). So Lettuce used to have migraines and wasn't in class most of the time, leaving only Panicky and I. Truth be told... I NEVER WAS YOURS! (Okay....that was random). Truth be told, I really thought Panicky was really cool. Like really cool. She was popular and known without being one of those divas. You know what I mean? She got along with everyone. Back then, I was just the typical Indian girl, doing her best in studies and stuff. But, Lettuce wasn't there so Panicky had no choice but to talk to me. One day I asked where she lived, just out of the blue. (I know, it's weird and stalker-like, but I wasn't the most social person.) However, she did give me her address and I entered mine as well. LO AND BEHOLD, she lived one fucking block away from me! Which came as a shocker to both of us. So we started talking a lot more after that and she figured out that I was pretty chill. Not that socially awkward kid who looked lost, which I think I was. I was in between friends at the time. So recently, as of this year, I come to discover that Lettuce and Panicky were secretly dating in seventh grade. 

My reaction: What the fuck! You two? Really? I could NEVER in a million years imagine that. You're crazy. 

But she told me, and Lettuce was the first one I know of. I'm pretty sure she had more before, I just don't know of them. So... Lettuce, the first lover of Miss Panicky, and he kind of marked the beginning of mine and Panicky's friendship. 

Then eighth grade rolled around.... and much more havoc was caused. And a lot more drama as well. 

So in this era of the time period, we have FOUR guys crushing on Miss Panicky. One of them was actually dating her. So the guy dating her is called... Spinach. The first lover is called....Celery, cause he's tall and skinny. The second lover is called Broccoli and the third is called Onion. Got it? 

Spinach and Panicky started dating in eighth grade, and they were so fucking adorable as well. They held hands and hugged each other. It was cute and weird at the same time. I mean, it seemed like they would actually last a while and they did. Well... if you call 3/4 of a school year a long time, then yeah. They were perfect for each other and everyone shipped it. Like, it was just one of those things that were meant to be. Except, in the end Spinach broke up with her. 

My reaction: What the fuck man? Don't you see all these guys crushing after your girl. I mean you were lucky enough to date her in the first place. Do you know how many guys are probably dying for that chance? Dude! She's a fucking gem, you can't just ditch her when she gathers "dust" or obtains a "scratch". She ain't a fucking object. 

And you know what? He dumped her because he thought she didn't care enough. I'm like.... What are you fucking thinking? If you know panicky, she really doesn't care about that many things. But when she does care for those few things, she's willing to stay till the bitter end. And she cared, but they kind of faded away and he was the first to break things off. And he did it over a text message. Shallow much? I can't really blame him, and Spinach isn't that bad of a guy. Just a bit stupid for losing the best girlfriend, but not a bad guy. By the end of eighth grade...they broke up. Bottom line.