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I guess walking intot he club for the second is not as exciting as the first one. Because, well, it wasn*t very exciting. The club was dead, it was like 10 people. But, the clock is like 5pm, but still. Shit, will I be one of those who's walking to the club 1pm and drinks so much they will feint by 7pm.
No, of course not. I will just drink 3 drinks and then go home. Or stalk up the Louis guy. Yes, my life is that exciting. Ah well, it's not like I can complain really, I really love my life.
Except i'm talking to myself in my own mind in my own head, alone in a fucking gaybar. Okay, Liam, get your shit together, please.
"Oh, hey", a sweet, sweet voice said. Yep, that sweet, sweet voice belongs to the Louis guy who likes to stalk me. Just kidding, it's me who stalks him.
"Hi!", I smiled and pointed at the chair next to me. What if he didn't want to sit here, oh my god. Jeshchus Liam you snail, calm down. "How was your day?"
You sound like an old man, my dear.
"Eh, you know. The usal, did you know there's another bar down the street trying to copy this bar? Ut's hilarious. I mean, look at this bar - fucking beautiful!", he exclaimed and I chuckled at his outburst.
"Okay, Louis, but you have to admit though, the bar is kinda dead", I said unsure and wondered if Louis is blind. Can't he see the bar hss 10 people in it?
Well, that was kinda rude of me.
"Well duh, it's 5pm and everyone comes in by 10pm, what are you even doing here?" I think Louis likes to talk because he didn't even wait for my response. "Dude, did you see Niall Horan yesterday? The famous popstar? Fuck, he's so fucking hot I want to fuck him so bad", he sucked on his straw to his drink . "I don't think he's gay though, that's a real shame."
"No, I didn't see him and I didn't have anything else to do than coming here so, that's why i'm here. I'm by the way traviling to Denmark next weekend, so i'm just relaxing."
Wow, you really sound like a old man. It's depressing. And Denmark? Yeah, how old are you even?
"Denmark?", Louis questioned, when I nodded he left out a high-pitched squeal. "I love Denmark! Ever been to Skagen? Fuck it's so stunning", he smiled and sucked a little more.
On his straw, excuse you!
"Right, I love Skagen!", I smiled and threw my hands into the air. Because yes, I'm like that when I get excited, don't judge. "Have you ever been to Edinburgh? That fucking place is so goddamn nice!" I smiled and for some reason he started to smirk.
"No, I haven't. But I'd love to."
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