Random AS Fudge

Crazy Muthasucka

Have you ever had one of those moments where you just stop.whatever you're doing and totally started spacin' out? Well, I am.

I'm actually typing this in Mr. Clarke's class. As a "part-time student," I actually take pride in that.

I don't know what it is, but when people say certain things to me, my first reaction is to react. It's not my fault! I LIKE to kick ass, sue me. I may be impulsive at times, but I guarantee you it keeps the "bitches" at bay.

It's crazy because then, I have to talk myself into calming down by counting pretty little sheep, trying to say the alphabet backwards (epic fail), or running away (usually helps). This is what I usually do in most situations or bitch underneath my breath, which helps... A lot.

Heck, people call me crazy, but what the in the fudge brownies do they know?

It's either YOU take the ass whippin' I want to give so badly or leave me in piece. I'm like Lara Croft in Tomb Raider, I can only warn you so many times before I go all kick ass ninja on you.

Trust me, you know I've gone off the deep end when I'm upset and I start singing. That's when you can call me a crazy bitch and actually get away with it. Secretly, I think I have anger issues.

*looks around*

Shhhhhh!

Don't tell the cops

*starts giggling*

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