Hiyya this is my thrid update which rarely happens so yeah thanks for the support here's the newest chapter of TBBI Btw I kinda mixed up characters last Alexa has blue eyes and blonde hair and Laura has auburn hair and blue/green eyes and is considered a second daughter to Faiths mom.
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"WE WISH YOU A MERY CHRISTMAS WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS WE WISSSHHHH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAAAAARRR!"Sam yelled while jumping on my bed.
"WHAT THE HELL SAM ITS SEPTEMBER CHRISTMAS IS ABOUT THREE MONTHS AWAY GET OUT YOU FREAK!"I screeched.
All Sam did was shake his butt in my face then sat down on my bed sticking his tounge before.......FARTING ON MY BED!
"MOOOOOOMM, DAAAADD GET SAM OFF OF MY BED HE JUST FARTED!"I yelled.
My dad came in my room and gave Sam a piggy-back ride out of my room.Spoiled brat does whatever he wants and gets away with it!I stood up collecting all my papers and books off my bed.I then realised that while Sam was jumping he accidentally (more like on purpose) ripped my English Literature report in half.
I am DOOMED! Great I'm getting detention.Might as well say goodbye to college and a successful school fair.I took my daily shower and got changed into washed out jean shorts and a shirt that I knew would drive that idiot Jake insane and probably boost his ego ,the shirt said "I like BIG"under the word big is a picture of a cartoon rooster all so known as a cock.
So basically my shirt said I like BIG d*cks.I wore a pair of black Converse high tops and tied my hair in a high pony tail.
I ran outside so my parents wouldn't see my shirt that Laura bought me last week because she said it would make boys want me more than they already do. Nathan was waiting outside my house as usual, but this time Alexa was with I stepped off of my porch with a huge grin as both of their jaws hung open.
"Hiya guys what a lovely morning it is today."I said getting in the passenger seat.
"I like your shirt Faith"Nathan said with an overly deep voice while smiling and giving me a hug.
"Thanks it speaks the truth."
"Hun we all know that you don't even like boys to like the mini version of them"Alex said with a you-know-I'm-correct look on her face while Nate stifled his laughter.
The drive to school was filled with singing along with the radio.Soon we were at school, I got out of the car and walked towards the school entrance only to find Jake and his crew picking on a new girl.I walked up to them and saw what they were doing.
"Hey baby you can get in the school only if you kiss me"Ashton said.
"Nah don't listen to him have sex with me and I'll let you enter"Jake said to the girl ghat looked like she was going pee her pants.
"I .....uhh.....u-um...."Was all that she said.
I grabbed my water bottle from my bag and headed to the five idiots.
"Boys, I thought you were gay so why would you want to f*ck a girl that is just sick"I said standing in front of Jake.
His eyes went from my head to my feet and back up."Nice shirt"he said.
"Oh well it's a shame you know with you being gay and all...so back to the point guys leave her alone."
"Ha ha in your dreams Fate"Greg snapped, ,pushing me back roughly.
"Honey it's Faith"I spat before spilling my bottle of freezing cold water on him.I grabbed the new girls hand and took her inside.
"T-thanks I really thought I would have to give my virginity to them"She said.
