You, me, and this other guy

Chapter 1.

This annoying boy drives me insane. He's the worse neighbor ever! I hate that he lives right next to me!
Eric Tigerson. Even his name is stupid. He's stupid! I just can't stand him! Maybe I'm being a little judgmental...no. I'm not. Eric deserves crap and I have enough to give to him. I don't care if I seem like a jerk, I'm just getting back at him for being mean to me.
Every morning when I'm going to leave for school, he's sitting in my car! Or he egged my car! He's so evil! Such a jerk! Get your own car Eric and drive yourself to school!
He'll also bother me on my walks. He'll walk behind me and constantly step on the back of my shoes, or rip my ear bubs out of my ears. He's just annoying and I can't take it anymore!
The big thing he did was just this morning. I was going out to my car and found him leaning on it. I glared at him and told him to go away.
"Why do you always push me aside, you meanie." he told me in a childish tone.
"You're a jerk to me, now get lost."
"I knew I'd have to do this." Eric said simply to himself. He had a can of silly string and attacked my car with it! The nerve of him! And when I tried to stop him he just sprayed it on my nice clothes! And that stuff doesn't come out! See how awful he is?!

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