Oh My Gawsh The Bad Boy <3's Me And Also Claimed Me Like Wow

It Doesn't End

I decided to return to the school I'd abandoned so long ago. It feel to ruin after I left so now it was a school for ghosts.

"Yo, spooks in the house?" I questioned as they emerged from their various hiding places. Many of them were people I went there with. Among them was Tristan, looking slightly peeved. "You stole my motorcycle," he said in his ghost voice. "Meh," I replied, waving dismissively. "I'm your almighty overlord now, you can't question me." It was true; my awesome powers of running really fast and talking to ghosts (also my immortality and satanic powers) made me feel a little bossy.

"So, your like, our principle or something now?" Chelsea questioned. "It's spelled you're, Chelsea, and yes, I am your principle." "Wait, I'm talking. How would you even-" "You have subtitles," I interrupted informatively. Chelsea looked up above her head to see a speech bubble and gasped in horror. "What? How? Why? When?" "You've always had subtitles, Chelsea; horrible, grammatically incorrect subtitles."

Suddenly, a wild Ex-Boyfriend appears! "Hey, babe," "Babe?" I questioned, "You never call me babe," "The author forgot your name and is too lazy to look back two chapters," he explained. "Then give me a new name." "Only if you defeat me in battle," he declared. Out of nowhere the Pokemon theme music began playing and I was launched into battle.

"Ex-Boyfriend want to fight!" the text read, "Ex-Boyfriend sent out belated apology." A sincere looking scented letter of apology floated in the battle circle. I looked through my options. I had Tristan, Tristan's motorcycle, Legions of the Undead, My Sense of Superiority, Bitterness, and Flashback. Taking a deep breath, I sent out Bitterness. Letter of Apology used Fragrance, which caused Bitterness to be affected with Waver. Bitterness use Guilt Trip, and Letter of Apology used Remorse. I had Bitterness use Exposition, explaining that he cheated off my test and does not deserve my forgiveness. Letter of Apology used Declaration of Undying Love, weakening Bitterness horribly. I had enough messing around. I had Bitterness use Flames of Vengeance, effectively draining all of Letter of Apology's HP. After that, I got frustrated and called forth Tristan's Motorcycle and ran him over. Now deceased, my ex boyfriend joined my ghost minions. And no, I don't mean the annoying yellow kind of minions.

"Great," I said sarcastically, "now I have to run from the law." The ghosts and I scrambled onto Tristan's motorcycle and rode off towards the sunset. Tristan wrapped his cold ghostly arms around me. "Just so you know, I still think you're super hot," he said. "Well," I replied, "since you are a ghost now, I guess that means you can be my b!tch." Tristan gave an exclamation of joy and tried to hug me tighter as his arms floated through my torso. Ah, love.