Kuroko no Basket x Reader

If Man Proposes, God Disposes [1 of 2]

Midorima Shintarō x reader x Takao Kazunari  

A/N: (Name)-chan is a fujoshi and much of a stalker.

*...* - internal dialogues

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*...what just happened?*

That's the first thing that you thought when you entered the classroom.

You woke up this morning and felt really great. You made and ate breakfast with the whole family, which is kind of strange for your family's rarely complete in the dining room. You went to your favorite bakeshop and bought your (favorite pastry), which happened to be the last piece that's in the display and that pastry is a blockbuster hit in the neighborhood. And you're early to arrive at school, which is a little bit earlier than your usual arrival time.

With all those happened, you thought that this day's going to be a wonderful day. You even saw one of your BL[1] mangas standing in your locker with your textbooks, which you haven't seen since like forever, and one of the handsome megane[2] senpais that you've been stalking for about a week.

But when you arrive at your classroom, the first thing that you notice is that the whole place is quiet. Which is pretty unusual, since that your day's usually started hearing your best friend, Takao Kazunari, nagging at his basketball partner and your other best friend, Midorima Shintarō.

Now you don't hear any nagging or any nanodayo in every last response. In fact the two friends are sitting at their usual seats and not talking to each other.

Which is totally unusual.

"Ohayo, Kazu-chan, Shin-chan. Is there something wrong?" You asked Takao as you approach him. "You both seemed unusually quiet this morning."

"E-Eh?! (Name)-chan, ohayo! Unusual? Me? No! There's nothing unusual or wrong with me (Name)-chan." He replied while his arms are flailing.

"If there's anything unusual here it is Takao's face." The green-haired shooting guard said while pushing his glasses up. "He looks like he's been strangled by a boa constrictor, nanodayo."

"No I do not!" Takao exclaimed.

"Okay, okay. But just be sure that you two are alright." You sighed as you took your seat in the middle of the classroom.

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"What do we do, Shin-chan? We can't just let this be unsettled!" Takao exclaimed during lunch break.

"How should I know?! And how many times do I have to tell you that I do not like (Name), nanodayo!" Midorima retorted. "You should be the one to think! And as what you've kept on saying this is morning you like (Name) more, remember?"

"Shh, not too loud or she'll hear!" Takao shushed as he look at the door, making sure that you're not back from your club's lunch meeting.

Midorima rolled his eyes. "She's still at a meeting for the school paper, -nodayo."

They've been having a special feeling towards you for months now. Takao had decided to annoy Midorima this morning in getting his lucky item for him to be prepared for his confession. But when Takao noticed a glint of embarrassment from Kiseki's shooting guard upon mentioning your name, he had felt something he didn't expect to come from him: jealousy. 

Thus leading them into an argument, that led them into not talking to each other until you arrived. And eventually led them to think things through and discuss the matter at lunch time while you're away at the meeting.

"I know!" Takao exclaimed, startling Midorima and making him toss his onigiri into the air, but without any of them noticing that it somehow shot itself into the trash bin by the door.

"Don't ever do that Ba-kao![3] Do you want me to die?" Midorima exclaimed while holding his chest.

While not letting their guards down in case someone might hear their discussion or you coming back from the meeting, both Midorima and Takao had agreed to both confess to you within the next week to see if who among them will you choose. (In this case it was Takao who's much decided for the both of them.)

And as much as Midorima kept on refusing to participate, he hasn't much of a choice, has he? Besides, he knows to himself that he can't lose you to someone like Takao, not that he'll admit it vocally.

"And Shin-chan, you look like a deer caught in the disco lights when you're startled."

"... You mean headlights."

~1st Day attempt~

"Wha- Who could have put this here?"

Today's the start another week in school, and you've finished today's school activities with little enthusiasm. You're pissed as hell, due to the full-load of work with all the school projects and the articles needed for the school paper that you didn't have the chance to attend last Saturday's BL convention. Plus, the club meetings are starting to drain all your energy, leaving you fatigue and not having the initiative to stalk some of your megane senpais.

But all of that were thrown to the trash bin when you saw two gift boxes on your desk; one's wrapped up just for the hell of it while the other's with great care.

"That's strange. There're no cards. And my birthday's still months away."

You just shrugged your shoulders as you carefully unwrapped both presents. To you utter surprise, and delight, both were contained some of the newly published BL volumes that was released at the convention; with an autograph of the mangaka and a dedication message.

And like a crazed fan girl without any care in the world, you quickly grab your bag and the BL volumes and dashed out of the school building, not even thinking for who gave you the manga volumes or even noticing two hopefuls peeking in the room and observing you.

"... She didn't even consider looking for the ones who put those on her desk, did she?"

"Nope, not even once, nanodayo."

1st Day attempt: Failed

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[1]: means Boys' Love, modern term for Shōnen Ai or Yaoi
[2]: translates as glasses; term used to people who wear glasses
[3]: for short of Baka Takao (I know, I have to do this)

Soooo sorry that this took too long! I don't know what to put in for the plot and I absolutely don't know how to make this funny. :'(
I planned on making this a two shot story for I anticipated that it will be long if I made this a one shot, and it was indeed long. I hope that I made the first part funny enough O.o

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Image credit (c) http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=1185313
Kuroko no Basuke, Midorima Shintarō, and Takao Kazunari (c) Fujimaki Tadatoshi
Plotline (c) me
You (c) you