youngster on the loose

uuuuuMmmmm ok hey lets set this story straight why does it say im crazy ok ok, i am i am (in a good way). some people say im messed up but my mum is the only one with common sense see mums do know best!

Now back to the story, it all started when i was walking back home when i thought ( this is the good bit!! :P) ' im hungry no no im well hungry gonna see if the co op wat eva u call it, is still open'. So as soon as i walked in i look round but i coudnt find the starbursts anywhere but in that very very place they put something else there, i was well angry so i went to the counter and complained ' how dare u replace them wat shop do u call this where is that manager' i screamed!

the bitch said ' excuse me wat de hell r u talkin about?!'

so i yelled and said' the fucking starbursts u motherfucker!!!'

de bitch screeched like a demented owl ' women r u mad their right under ur nose u stupid person!!!!'

and i was like ' im 14 not 20 so dnt u dare call me a woman with ur assface/asshole' we both hate eachother so much since my dog pissed on her lawn.(me cryin with joy cus i found my beloved starbursts)' sorry thx'

After i paid i went to the park, now this was a very unlucky day for me i could swear on the bible god but a curse on this day! there was the same group of boys who tried to rape me in the bikeshed (fortunetly i knew where to kick them in the most sensitive part of them and thankfully i had legs to leg it!)

And i was like shitttt!!! cus they saw me hiding in the bushes

' hey look its little miss trouble' said the tall boy with the cornrow

' dnt u dare touch me or i will bitch slap u 2 china!' i sqeaked

all of them laughed like drunk hihenas. ' if u say another word from ur little smart mouth we will give u more way beyond pain' said the spikey ginger boy ' oh well i can just press a button like 999 and goodbye hav a nice time behind the bars' i said, now i regretted that cus i had to run for my fucking life to the co op to hide for what seemed forever until i was chucked out. but this isnt the

end

Help! the last thing i need is my head teacher popping into the shop to buy some booze home heading my way!!!!! i was trapped..........................

CHAPTER TWO

oh dear oh dear here i am sitting in my room with nothing to do, why why was i ever hungry in the first place???? see hunger could get you into the biggest mess in the world!! maybe mums dont know the best as im grounded for about a month without my phone, laptop, facebook, or anything that is fun how can i get a social life without all those things???! but the worst part is im cant go to Maria Lombarto's party and she is the most popular girl in the school not to mention the whole entire city she has won the beauty pagent of the year twice now!!!

If i don't go my life will be ruined and i will be the loneliest of loners!!!!

THE NEXT DAY- at lunch in the canteen i saw Maria with her friends and the football captain Johnny Stepp (my crush!!) shame he's in a relationship with her, they were all sitting in the middle laughing loudly at Katia the bully victim's jeans which were ripped right up to the ( u really dnt wanna know). Poor her she has never made a friend, but if i don't go to that party im toast my life will be worser than hers!

As i was walking up to them putting on my most fakest smile faker than the fakest boob job, i slipped on some yogurt that had just exploded on the floor because some idiot had missed the bin!!! wow i think

god cursed this day about 4 times as i fell flat on my face covered in cherry chocolate flake muller delight yogurt and my shirt had unbuttoned flashing everyone my neon pink bra!!!!! ahhhhhhh god cursed this day with his almighty flippin power help!! i cant be on the headline of st bobs catholic skool newspaper!!!!!!