Hi I am john and i'm trying to spend some of my life doing extreme things like getting laid by hot chicks in Switzerland,jumping out of a plane in New Zealand to meeting you tubers in LA so lets get started.
Where should I start hmm cook islands maybe yea we'll start there what do you mean you don't want to fine your missing out but your coming with me to all thirty places I go to OK I will pay for all the expenses OK lets go. whoa do you see that ocean it looks so good from out side the plane I cant wait to meet all cookies oh sorry i call cook islanders cookies cause i can. OK come on we are looking for a coconut crab why you may ask we are going to get some to fight oh isn't this lovely watching the crabs crawl up the trees hey there is a good on nice and big do you want to make a bet on it no OK fine i will twenty bucks lets do this *OK OK here are the rules they fight to the death they are not to be aggravated we will have the newbie versus the the crab crusher THREE TWO ONE* come jack oh yea i named him jack by the way after my favorite you-tuber Jacksepticeye hey look he is winning come on jack beat that no good little piece of shit oh no jack's left pincer is cracked but look the crab crusher it is acting funny like it is drunk go jack goooooo and we won come on lets go to the next place
