Make a Weird Religion to Worship like Scientology

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I've seen a myriad of religions on AJ, some ranging from very creative, to Christianity!

Here is a list of religions or types of religions to make on Animal Jam. I might have already done a chapter like this somewhere in my A-Z guide but this one will be VERY SPECIFIC AND EXPLICIT  in explaining your AJ beliefs.

NOTE: YOU MUST BELIEVE IN THESE ON ANIMAL JAM. IF NOT, THE CRUSADES, MY FRIEND'S ROGUE PACK, MIGHT ATTACK YOUR GROUP. JUST A WARNING.

Here's the list:

1: Scientology- Scientology is a great one, for nobody outside of it really knows what it's about, and same goes for anyone in it! Ask Tom Cruise. All we really know is that there's someone you have to worship called Lord Xenu, and you must be a priest or priestess for him and if you do not obey his wishes you will get struck down by a massive tentacle fist!

So if you've got a big cat pack, make it Lord Xenulion, dog pack, lord Xenuhound, and a normal cat pack, Lord Xenuclaws. If you own a giraffe pack, Lord Xenuneck, and bird pack, lord Xenubeak. Make him as cruel as possible. Make him a black entity with red eyes and a cruel face, reinforced claws, teeth, and whiskers, as well as strange skull markings (white) lining his pelt.

Make his wish so that you will kill as much cats as you can, peel off their fur and wear it, peel off their skin and eat it, rip out their claws and teeth to decorate your camp with, and yank off their tail to drape it over the trees, or have your hindquarter's skin stripped in front of the clan.

Trust me, I know a pack that does this (The Extremeties of Satanic Sensual Narcotics) and they are ROCKING it. 6,700 member strong and 17 leaders and 9 camps, they're great.

2: Christianity. Worship BabyJesusCat.

3: Cthulhu! Worship a giant tentacle beast named Hentai. My friend said Hentai is Japanese for Demon, and that her pack worships them. Her pack is: Exponential Exodus of the Unearthly Underworld of Eden. This tentacle demon basically promotes being very wise, but she changed that around to being killing people with their mind. After they do that, they pile the bodies and the leader sleeps on it, and absorbs all the knowledge and gains all the lives that they have lost until they are immortal.

4: SatanLiger

I've seen multiple packs pull this one off. Worship Satan. As a Liger! He has no face and rips off yours if you disobey.

5: My favorite. Worship Obamacat!

JUST KIDDING FUCK OBAMA XDDD WORSHIP TRUMPCAT XD :33



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