Chapter Juan

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It was a brisk Saturday evening. Idk why ask your mother Jesus wow. Anyway, it was cold. We're talking "I'm dying and I can make 5 snowmen out of the frost on my forehead" kind of cold. Aidim was doing the 'Netflix and Chill' or whatever with Krayleaf. It was gross and stuff ew. NSFK. Aidim pulled out an onion and started eating it nonchalantly. Krayleaf gasped and flipped the coffee table. "Hwhat is it my meme queen?" Aidim spoke. Krayleaf slapped the onion out of his hand and started to weep. "Don't eat that. Because ogres also have layers." "So?" "You're eating a piece of our lord and savior Shrektanamore." Aidim's jaw dropped open and started crossing himself. "LAWDY HAVE MERCY ON MY SOUL FORGIVE ME FOR WHAT I HAVE DONE." Thunder crashed outside and down He came.

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