Dan: PHIL OMG YOU HIT 3 MILLION SUBS RIGHT NOW DJSMANSNA
Phil: Dan, it's five am shh
Phil: WAIT WHAT 3 MILLION OMG IM SO HAPPY DAN I CANT GO BACK TO SLEEP NOW YOU MONSTER WHY NOT TELL ME WHEN I WAKE UP NOW ILL BE TIRED AF AT THE TOUR.
Dan: Oh well.
Phil: Why are you texting me this we're in the same bed.
Dan: Oops
Phil: Okay let's try to sleep.
Dan: K