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- i'm a wizard!

-prove it

-sorry, no magic outside Hogwarts

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me: bae you're so hot

satan: i'm from hell

me: haha me too (:

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the word "imperfect" actually spells "i'm perfect" because everyone is perfect in their own imperfect ways.

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boys never flirt with me because once they see me they are so stunned by how hot i am they just walk away but thats the price you gotta pay when you're flawless

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nothing messes up your friday like realising it's only tuesday

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why insult someone whan you can say something nice in a very sarcastic tone

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-i need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem

-you can't even see your problem

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- i just left my job. i couldn't work for that man after what he said to me

- what did he say?"

- "you're fired"

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do you ever have that outfit you wear so often you think: "yeah, this is the outfit i'd be drawn in everyday if i was a cartoon"

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:3 :3 :3

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i wonder what's happening right now over at Hogwarts...... probably education since Harry doesn't go there anymore

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-hey, how do i look?

- with your eyes

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i hate math but i love counting money

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mom: what was that?

me: my shirt fell

mom: it sounded a lot heavier than that

me: i was in it

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*SOME OF THESE QUOTES ARE FROM OTHER PEOPLE OF "WE HEART IT"*



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