- i'm a wizard!
-prove it
-sorry, no magic outside Hogwarts
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me: bae you're so hot
satan: i'm from hell
me: haha me too (:
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the word "imperfect" actually spells "i'm perfect" because everyone is perfect in their own imperfect ways.
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boys never flirt with me because once they see me they are so stunned by how hot i am they just walk away but thats the price you gotta pay when you're flawless
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nothing messes up your friday like realising it's only tuesday
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why insult someone whan you can say something nice in a very sarcastic tone
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-i need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem
-you can't even see your problem
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- i just left my job. i couldn't work for that man after what he said to me
- what did he say?"
- "you're fired"
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do you ever have that outfit you wear so often you think: "yeah, this is the outfit i'd be drawn in everyday if i was a cartoon"
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:3 :3 :3
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i wonder what's happening right now over at Hogwarts...... probably education since Harry doesn't go there anymore
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-hey, how do i look?
- with your eyes
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i hate math but i love counting money
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mom: what was that?
me: my shirt fell
mom: it sounded a lot heavier than that
me: i was in it
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*SOME OF THESE QUOTES ARE FROM OTHER PEOPLE OF "WE HEART IT"*
