Unanswered Messages. (Johnlock)

Bored -SH

Amuse me. -SH

John, I know your not busy. -SH

Are you on a date? -SH

I thought jenette broke up with you? -SH

You've got a nice arse. -SH

... -SH

NOTHING SERIOUSLY? -SH

John I'm dying. -SH

John I slipped and fell down the stairs again. -SH

I'm seeing colors -SH

Oh no, I'm feeling human emotion -SH

Come home this instant. -SH

BORED. BORED. BORED. -SH

I'm burning your jumpers. -SH

Your jumpers make a nice fire pit. Cozy. -SH

I'm burning your red underpants. Doing you a favor. -SH

John. -SH

[Unsent Message] I miss you..-SH

Harry commented on your blog..what's Johnlock? -SH

Nevermind -SH

Can I use your laptop? -SH

Using your laptop. -SH

There's a folder on your desktop that looks inviting -SH

You shouldn't label your personal stuff 'SECRET' -SH

John when did you take these pictures..?! -SH

IS THERE A CAMERA IN THE BATHROOM JOHN?! -SH

THERE'S A CAMERA IN THE BATHROOM JOHN. -SH

You've seen my area! MY PRIVATE AREA. -SH

John what are you doing? Where are you? -SH

John..I think I'm aroused. -SH

SOMETHINGS HAPPENING IN MY PANTS. -SH

John what's a fanfiction? -SH

Nevermind. -SH

"FOREIGN OBJECT" ?! -SH

"VIRGIN BODICE" ?! -SH

"TIGHT ENTRANCE" ?! -SH

Johnyoucomehomethisinstant -SH

JOHN HAMISH WATSON I SWEAR TO GOD. -SH

WRITTEN BY JOHN WATSON? -SH

This is..one of those joke things Right? -SH

MS HUDSON HAS SEEN THIS ?! -SH

"Is that what I'm hearing every night? Thought it was the pipes..oh dear." -SH

DO YOU EVEN READ THESE COMMENTS? -SH

What's even happening anymore? -SH

I can't feel my own pulse I'm dying -SH

John I think..I think we're having sex tonight. -SH

JOHN I'VE DELETED ORGASMS -SH

I can't get it to go away. -SH

I FEEL IT FLOPPING AROUND IN MY TROUSERS. -SH

John I can feel it staring at me -SH

IT HAS EYES JOHN IT HAS EYES. -SH

JOHN YOU COME HOME RIGHT NOW -SH

JOHN IT'S SPILLING. -SH

...data has been recovered -SH