~Zodiac signs in hospital~
Aries:"I crashed my motorbike"
Taurus:"this idiot forgot to stop for me when I was crossing the road"
Gemini:"I'm here with my friend"
Cancer:"I was cooking soup for my boyfriend, and I spilled it over me now I got third degree burns"
Leo:"someone called my ugly so I tried to punch them, but I missed and hit a brick wall"
Virgo":umm I work here?"
Libra:"I had a panic attack"
Scorpio:"someone pushed me down the stairs"
Sagittarius:"this old lady was on her motor scooter and she was going slowly so I told her to hurry up then she ran over my toe"
Capricorn:"I was working late 5 nights in a row,then I got sleep deprivation then I passed out"
Aquarius:"I was walking my mermaid,then she pushed me down the well then I found myself in Narnia"
Pisces:"I was concentrating then I smashed into a wall,then i got a concussion
