Diary of a wimpy kid : Greg Heffley

Rodrick trouble

Tuesday

I say, the people who don't have siblings are lucky. My brother Rodrick wrote this essay on me and showed it to everyone in his class who had a brother or sister of my age.

My Brother

I have two brothers – Greg and Manny. But for now, I want to talk about Greg. Greg is a lazy kid, and his favorite hobby is scooping dog's poop. He likes this awful soup called watercress salad, which is basically a bunch of cold beans floating in a pool of vinegar. In the vacations, he would rather sleep all day than do something healthy. He would have watercress salad rather than pizza. Even his room is designed to make you feel uncomfortable- an aquarium, a bookshelf and all other kiddo things. He is not interested in heavy metal music, though a normal middle school kid should. I just hope he starts improving himself from now on. By Rodrick Heffley

Almost EVERYTHING he wrote about me is false. However I can't understand how Rodrick wants me to like heavy metal music. His band 'Loded diper' just fools around with heavy metal echo pedals instead of playing some actual music.

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