Warning:mpreg!(not much though,don't worry) if you don't like,don't read :)
Also,I apologise in advance for what will probably be a terrible one shot.
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"Hello DanAndPhilGames simulatees!"Phil exclaimed enthusiastically
"Sim-simulatees?"Dan questioned.
"Yeah!I mean...I don't know.Is it even a real word?Probably not."Phil admitted.
"Let's just get on with it.So yeah,I guess you can tell that we will be playing some simulator games today!LETS GO."said Dan.
"Yep,the first game we're playing is called Goat Simulator,I'm sure you've probably heard of it.If you haven't,I'm sure you can guess what it's-"
Phil was interrupted by a loud painful hiss from Dan."Bear,you okay?"He asked,concern laced into his voice.
"I'm fine,it was just a hard kick."Dan reassured.But he didn't know if he was reassuring Phil or himself.
However,a few minutes later there came another noise from Dan's mouth.
"Bear,are you sure it's just the baby kicking?"Phil asked,reaching his hand out to rub Dan's large stomach.
"What?Of course it is!"Dan exclaimed,starting to panic.
After another few minutes of concerned glances towards Dan and some game playing,another noise came from Dan's lips.This time,however,it was more of a strangled groan followed by a Phil-like yelp.Dan's water had broken.
"Dan!Okay,come on,I'm taking you to the hospital."Dan's face went as white as a sheet."Come on Bear,we need to go."Phil said as he gave Dan a reassuring smile and offered a hand.
"O-okay.."Dan said as he grabbed hold of Phil's hand with his clammy one,standing up.They had grabbed the pre-packed bag and left,calling a taxi to pick them up.
Phil,while still holding Dan's hand,decided to tweet something.
AmazingPhil:
Sorry guys,no gaming video tonight.Something came up!🐙📹----------------------------------------------
*le time skip to a few days later*
"Hey guys!"Phil exclaimed"Sorry Dan and I didn't upload a gaming video,don't kill me!Yeah,something came up.."
"Dan!"Phil called,dragging out the a.A few seconds later,Dan entered the room holding their baby,Nina,in his arms.Luckily,he hadn't appeared on camera so he sneaked into the room and popped up on camera,his face extremely close to the lens."YEEEES?"He backed up and sat on Phil's bed,as close to Phil as possible.Now that they had been out for quite some time,Dan could not care less about how he acted with Phil.
"Look!!She's here!"Phil said,sporting a VERY cute smile on his face."This is Nina"Dan announced,kissing the babies head."Yep,Nina Louise Lester-Howell."Phil finished wth another cute smile.
"PHIL.PhiL.SMELL HER HEAD.It smells so nice!"Dan told Phil,and Phil obeyed.
"It DOES smell really nice!AND HER HAIR IS SO SOFT."Phil announced.
"Sorry,we're getting creepy.."Said Dan as he shot a concerned look towards the camera."Well..I think that's all we wanted to say."
"Yep,that's it from us for now.Sorry this was such a short video."Phil apologised,"WE HAVE AN ORGANISM TO TAKE CARE OF!"Dan interrupted dramatically.
"Bye guys!"
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Okay so I feel like this has way too much dialogue and idk why.OH WELL.
I hope this is entertaining bc I honestly have no clue.
BYE